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Sitting with about 8 men on our 18 yard line at home to Alloa. Regardless of scoreline that's not the way to go about it. Garbage setup from JJ.

 

Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' 


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Back of the shed a 'sterile area because of some dents in the corrugated cladding 😂😂😂😂

At this stage I'm convinced half the club's Partridgisms are deliberate.

 

"Hello? Lynn, can you cordon off a sterile area round the back of Denton Abbey? There's um... some dentage on the cladding. Thanks. Hm? Yes, the police tape is in the larder, usual place. OK. Bye."

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At this stage I'm convinced half the club's Partridgisms are deliberate.

 

"Hello? Lynn, can you cordon off a sterile area round the back of Denton Abbey? There's um... some dentage on the cladding. Thanks. Hm? Yes, the police tape is in the larder, usual place. OK. Bye."

This reminds me of the time Jennie Gresham stole my joke on This Time.

 

Disgusting. Absolutely disgusting.

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At this stage I'm convinced half the club's Partridgisms are deliberate.

"Hello? Lynn, can you cordon off a sterile area round the back of Denton Abbey? There's um... some dentage on the cladding. Thanks. Hm? Yes, the police tape is in the larder, usual place. OK. Bye."

I know you're in the states, but have you seen this one of Alan Partridge meeting his Irish lookalike:

 

https://www.irishpost.com/entertainment/alan-partridges-irish-lookalike-leaves-bbc-viewers-hysterics-rendition-come-ye-black-tans-165396

*insert signature here*

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Players not happy about half time boos. Manager all to blame for this utter, utter shite so far.

 

Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' 


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The Mexico v Portugal clip from The Simpsons would sum up that half of glacial-paced football from both teams. We have one shot on target, they probably have none.

The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..

 

So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are

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The Mexico v Portugal clip from The Simpsons would sum up that half of glacial-paced football from both teams. We have one shot on target, they probably have none.

 

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