Alan_Partridge_Ton

Just don’t mention the bucket!

Either that or he’s on the (Lord) Volvic. Wonder which one it is? Have you ever Etta Crouton?

Knock it off with the fancy words mate!

Few of them make 60!

How can that be? They’ve been lifelong Morton fans since 2019!

We don’t want a clown, TRVMP!

Lynn, idea for a TV show... Footballing mishaps, some funny, some tragic...

Wonder if he’s living in a static home on site?

Baby oil? Ooooooooooooh AyrshireTon, you are so dirty! You call a spade a spade. Actually you probably call it a big tool!

I wonder if they’d accept a bucket of small notes and loose change for a pair of Sam Ramsbottom pyjamas?

McTears.................................... Auctioneers.

‘Any comparison with the stewardship of Hugh Scott is both inaccurate and deeply offensive.‘ Not my words, the words of MCT!

Correct. They’ll have already decided how they plan to proceed.

Abso-bloody-exactly. I drove to Cappielow in my bare feet. I presented Crawford with a bucketful of money that has been in my possession since 2009. I found it in the back of a taxi after a night out on the ladyboys. He didn’t take it well, he looked rather pail! In the end he decided to go with the MCT guy ‘cos he’d been a lifelong Morton fan since 2019. Shit happens!

I was the one who made an offer to buy Morton last year, and it was rejected.