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Everything posted by Alan_Partridge_Ton
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I wonder what Conor Pepper’s favourite seasoning is?
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I always thought Reece Hands should have been a goalkeeper with a name like that!
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Rowan Vine is my favourite Morton player of the last 30 years.
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As the late, great John Winston Lennon used to croon… I am he, as you are he, as you are me, as Morton Club Together!
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Stop laughing TRVMP, you’re laughing at weather!
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Just don’t mention the bucket!
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Wonder if he’s living in a static home on site?
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Baby oil? Ooooooooooooh AyrshireTon, you are so dirty! You call a spade a spade. Actually you probably call it a big tool!
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I wonder if they’d accept a bucket of small notes and loose change for a pair of Sam Ramsbottom pyjamas?
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McTears.................................... Auctioneers.
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‘Any comparison with the stewardship of Hugh Scott is both inaccurate and deeply offensive.‘ Not my words, the words of MCT!
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Correct. They’ll have already decided how they plan to proceed.
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Abso-bloody-exactly. I drove to Cappielow in my bare feet. I presented Crawford with a bucketful of money that has been in my possession since 2009. I found it in the back of a taxi after a night out on the ladyboys. He didn’t take it well, he looked rather pail! In the end he decided to go with the MCT guy ‘cos he’d been a lifelong Morton fan since 2019. Shit happens!
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I was the one who made an offer to buy Morton last year, and it was rejected.
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How dare you question MCT! Don’t you know the directors have been life long Morton fans since 2019?
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Another Rae arse licker who pretended to be a ‘concerned fan’ for a while. The mask has slipped. Fuck off.
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You’ve got to be on the wind up you fucking wrong ‘un.
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Pull your tongue out of Rae’s arse you weirdo.
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It’s moored in Miami! Lovely stuff!
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This country...
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Exactly. It wasn’t that long ago they released a pathetic, patronising statement berating fans who had the temerity to compare Dear Leader Rae to Hugh Scott.
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Why do you hate Falkirk?
Alan_Partridge_Ton replied to TONofmemories's topic in General Morton Chatter
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A couple of page three stunners!
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Who is Eric M? I’m assuming one of Ernie or Gordon’s stooges?
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What a funny story!