TheGoon 691 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Well, that was a bit daft. Link to post Share on other sites
gmfc23 201 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 Not really daft though is it. Its just sheer fucking incompetence from Morton Link to post Share on other sites
Madton 258 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 The rule is also a bit daft, needing SFA approval for a closed door kick about, but I presume we are well aware of the rule. Surely its a slap on the wrist and move on. All in with a Doyle Brunson Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie_M 1147 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 (edited) 2 hours ago, TheGoon said: Well, that was a bit daft. We also played them on the 28th February. Judging by the footage from both games, it was the youths that played it. Who are this mob? They claim to be exempt from the Covid stay at home order under the 'Professional sport' bracket because most of their staff and players are full time. Not sure how that worked when the game was also played during the period that all football under Championship level was shut down. Seen a few lower league losers complaining about it on Twitter and grassing on us. Edited March 25 by Jamie_M Link to post Share on other sites
TRVMP 4139 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 We're caught bang to rights. As punishment we should be forced to release three players from their contracts. The car park was just resting in my account Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post capitanus 3456 Posted March 25 Popular Post Share Posted March 25 Who/what is Evro Football Pro? It sounds like a crap ZX Spectrum era computer game where every teams players are named after the guys who programmed it. Throw the fucking book at us. 5 Sign on the line and we'll give you the money. And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny. Then we'll quibble all your drivel seems unsatisfactory - YOU'RE A TAXLOSS. Link to post Share on other sites
TRVMP 4139 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 11 minutes ago, capitanus said: Who/what is Evro Football Pro? It sounds like a crap ZX Spectrum era computer game where every teams players are named after the guys who programmed it. Throw the fucking book at us. The car park was just resting in my account Link to post Share on other sites
capitanus 3456 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 13 minutes ago, TRVMP said: Aye, that's the one. Archie Knox loves the... Sign on the line and we'll give you the money. And then you'll be mine and we'll fly somewhere sunny. Then we'll quibble all your drivel seems unsatisfactory - YOU'RE A TAXLOSS. Link to post Share on other sites
vikingTON 3487 Posted March 25 Share Posted March 25 (edited) 'Dundee's Administration Challenge' would surely be a more realistic game, in which you try and cook the books while still chucking stupid contracts at washed-up losers. Who can beat the Marrs' all-time high score of £20 million? Edited March 25 by vikingTON 1 The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to post Share on other sites
TheGoon 691 Posted April 14 Author Share Posted April 14 It’s Keith Jackson, but this is a minter regardless Link to post Share on other sites
SpoonTon 435 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 21 minutes ago, TheGoon said: It’s Keith Jackson, but this is a minter regardless There are so many strange things about this, but the thing that really gets me is - who was there actually at the club to arrange something like this? It's not as if we even have a CEO or had proper manager at the time. I imagine we're stretched enough trying to cover what we have to do, who's organising pointless friendless for fringe/youth players against nobodies? Link to post Share on other sites
TRVMP 4139 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) 9 minutes ago, SpoonTon said: There are so many strange things about this, but the thing that really gets me is - who was there actually at the club to arrange something like this? It's not as if we even have a CEO or had proper manager at the time. I imagine we're stretched enough trying to cover what we have to do, who's organising pointless friendless for fringe/youth players against nobodies? "The Greenock club are almost certain to have the book thrown at them for failing to ask for the SFA’s permission to play in the game which was arranged by an agency in a bid to showcase its stable of freelance players." Freelance players is my new favorite euphemism for regens. In fact I've now decided that I too am a freelance player. Anyway, presumably Honest Toni's Footballers and Glue Supplies, Ltd. (Cayman Islands) phoned the club, promised them a wee kickabout and maybe first option on a superstar plucked from the Malagasy 8th Division South, and because Morton doesn't operate as a professional club nobody bothered to ask if it was a good idea. Just file this as magic beans vol. 483,238,182,523. Incidentally, Keith deployed the following verbs in this article: hammered hauled (book) thrown walloped Edited April 14 by TRVMP The car park was just resting in my account Link to post Share on other sites
TRVMP 4139 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 (edited) Incidentally if anyone wants to see highlights of this monumentous clash at New Tinto Park, here they are: (2) Evro Football Pro - Posts | Facebook It finished 4-4; I was going to go through and timestamp each of the goals but then I realized I'd rather be doing literally anything else. Edited April 14 by TRVMP The car park was just resting in my account Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie_M 1147 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 49 minutes ago, TheGoon said: It’s Keith Jackson, but this is a minter regardless Laughable article and old news. We haven't been charged with a Covid breach, unattributed farcical quotes (probably from the mouthbreather who was tagging the SFA when the footage of the match was originally posted) and making it sound like they flew in these players just for the game (they are all full time based at the opposition academy allegedly) and no mention that it was the youths not the first team 19 minutes ago, SpoonTon said: There are so many strange things about this, but the thing that really gets me is - who was there actually at the club to arrange something like this? It's not as if we even have a CEO or had proper manager at the time. I imagine we're stretched enough trying to cover what we have to do, who's organising pointless friendless for fringe/youth players against nobodies? Whoever runs the youth academy. Like that would have had anything to do with a CEO or first team manager even if we had them. Link to post Share on other sites
TRVMP 4139 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 1 minute ago, Jamie_M said: Laughable article and old news. We haven't been charged with a Covid breach, unattributed farcical quotes (probably from the mouthbreather who was tagging the SFA when the footage of the match was originally posted) and making it sound like they flew in these players just for the game (they are all full time based at the opposition academy allegedly) and no mention that it was the youths not the first team Aye but we clicked it, didn't we? Joke's on us. (I mean not on me personally, I have ten adblockers running, but on us in the abstract.) I do like the "believed to have taken place on the south side of Glasgow in March" as if we're talking about some kind of gangland killing and not a publicized game of football. 1 The car park was just resting in my account Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie_M 1147 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 8 minutes ago, TRVMP said: Incidentally if anyone wants to see highlights of this monumentous clash at New Tinto Park, here they are: (2) Evro Football Pro - Posts | Facebook We played them twice. February and March. Link to post Share on other sites
TRVMP 4139 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Nice to see we went through on aggregate, then. The car park was just resting in my account Link to post Share on other sites
Jamie_M 1147 Posted April 14 Share Posted April 14 Since then, the SFA stepped in to stop them playing an arranged friendly against Stranraer. Here's Evro's statement in response to the SFA - bizarrely uploaded as a YouTube video: Link to post Share on other sites
Pedrodelawasp 133 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 What are they? Bizzarely it seems their kit is a mid nineties Everton away effort Link to post Share on other sites
GiGi 1149 Posted April 15 Share Posted April 15 9 hours ago, TRVMP said: Incidentally, Keith deployed the following verbs in this article: hammered hauled (book) thrown walloped Absolute butchery. Amazed people still buy papers with this quality of writing. Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' Link to post Share on other sites
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