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[Alan_Partridge_Ton]

Not to sound like yer da here, but why are we giving ohr players pizza? https://www.dailyrec...ry-not-13915778

Also, this writer thinks JJ “had a spring in his step” after that debacle.

Butter my arse!

Everyone knows that the best thing to eat after a game of liquid football is a sandwich. A cheese sandwich. With cooked meat. And a hot egg. A crescent of crisps. And a side clump of cress.

[TheGoon]

Pizza is quite a common recovery food in sport/athletics.

As long as it isn’t out of Dominos with a stuffed crust aye.

[TRVMP]

Pizza is quite a common recovery food in sport/athletics.

It's also quite common among lumbering chubs.

(Source: lumbering chub)

[Jamie_M]

Spring in his step, what a fucking loser.

Well, hopefully someone stretches the spring and it makes him bounce the fuck into the sea.

[EanieMeany]

"Former Rangers star Jonatan Johansson has been in charge at Ton for just over four months and with McKinnon’s squad, charted a path to the fringes of the Championship's top four.

However, stormy waters had to be battled last week".

I don't know if that says more about shoddy journalism or how Morton is viewed, but either way it's absolutely dismal reading.

[TRVMP]

Well, he did chart a path. Only it was across an abandoned industrial estate, he jarred his ankle, and he stood in dug shite eight times.

[dunning1874]

Charting a path and a spring in his step, what a tragic ****ing loser. If the board have any intention of changing the perception of this club from a diddy outfit then they need to purge the plucky little Morton attitude out of the club, and it’s become startlingly apparent that Johansson is a biggest advocate of it we have currently. It obviously long predates him, but it’ll not be going anywhere while he’s at the club.

[dunning1874]

Also, the previous feature from that Daily Record journalist was on East Fife. No analysis of Morton in it really which is perhaps how he’s failed to notice that Johansson is a clueless diddy, but in going through East Fife’s preparation he reveals this:

 

Half-a-dozen sheets of paper with penalty box diagrams are being filled in by McMinn with details of what the Fifers players are to do at set-pieces, both attacking and defensively. An iPad shows video clips of what Morton have done at free-kicks, corners and in different phases of previous games.

 

 

 

I’d love to see that video package, since we’re such a disorganised mess at every single set-piece that Johansson has clearly never come within million miles of the level of detail required to actually plan a routine.

[The Bewilderedbeast]

Well, he did chart a path. Only it was across an abandoned industrial estate, he jarred his ankle, and he stood in dug s***e eight times.

😂


Must have been up the Port visiting his in-laws then.