LinwoodTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Wind yer neck in, fatty. There's only one part of my body that's a bit chunky. For further info, see Mrs Beaver. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Captain Odiuos appears and the sock puppet accounts kick into action again. I can smell the stench of what the socks were previously used for, w*nker. What sort of turd uses a sock puppet account to green dot himself. Your priest not tell you about the sin of vanity? WTF are you on about dickhead? 'sock puppet'? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 There's only one part of my body that's a bit chunky. For further info, see Mrs Beaver. She's confirmed it's short and thick just like yourself :-) "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 There's only one part of my body that's a bit chunky. For further info, see Mrs Beaver. Aye, it the bit between your head and your toes, ya fat prick. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 She's confirmed it's short and thick just like yourself :-) She told me different, just before she started choking. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Aye, it the bit between your head and your toes, ya fat ****. Lol "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 She told me different, just before she started choking. Pics or it didn't happen. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Aye, it the bit between your head and your toes, ya fat ****. Is it true you have to put your belt on with a boomerang? Just sayin' like. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Pics or it didn't happen. Check her phone. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Check her phone. She doesn't own a mobile. Too many creepy stalkers and sex pests out there y'see. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 She doesn't own a mobile. Too many creepy stalkers and sex pests out there y'see. That's Largs for you. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Is it true you have to put your belt on with a boomerang? Just sayin' like. Is it true that you are having Golden Drummers with your Spaghetti Hoops this weather? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Sure is. I think the bag I got was intended for a fat c*nt like you. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Sure is. I think the bag I got was intended for a fat c*nt like you. ...and you got instead, ya fat cunt. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed de Ball Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 WTF are you on about dickhead? 'sock puppet'? Sock puppet definition >>> a false online identity, typically created by an odious overweight nonentity to converse with, or green dot himself, so as to boost his self esteem online and compensate for his inadeqquacies in life. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted December 7, 2016 Share Posted December 7, 2016 Sock puppet definition >>> a false online identity, typically created by an odious overweight nonentity to converse with, or green dot himself, so as to boost his self esteem online and compensate for his inadeqquacies in life. Oh the irony. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ed de Ball Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Oh the irony. How sardonically smug. You know perfectly well that I was referring to secondary/tertiary sock puppet accounts operated by the same user to harrass and intimidate. The co-ordinated operation of such accounts was in evidence prior to the setting up the ingloriously failed "Tonight's the Night" thread. More recently we have the creation and operation of the Uncle Joe Stalin sock puppet. I now of course now need to consult with Injury Lawyers 4 U to find out just how much pain, suffering and stress I have suffered as a result of the red dot conspiracy and whether the Mods might also be vicariously liable as a result of their failure to act. In the meantime I hope you won't feel the need to get up at 2.03 am to check up on the red dot count. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 How sardonically smug. You know perfectly well that I was referring to secondary/tertiary sock puppet accounts operated by the same user to harrass and intimidate. The co-ordinated operation of such accounts was in evidence prior to the setting up the ingloriously failed "Tonight's the Night" thread. More recently we have the creation and operation of the Uncle Joe Stalin sock puppet. I now of course now need to consult with Injury Lawyers 4 U to find out just how much pain, suffering and stress I have suffered as a result of the red dot conspiracy and whether the Mods might also be vicariously liable as a result of their failure to act. In the meantime I hope you won't feel the need to get up at 2.03 am to check up on the red dot count. Chinning the mods because they won't act as his honners . Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 Chinning the mods because they won't act as his honners . The red dot function is a perfectly valid part of the forum. Nothing to see here, move along. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted December 8, 2016 Share Posted December 8, 2016 How sardonically smug. You know perfectly well that I was referring to secondary/tertiary sock puppet accounts operated by the same user to harrass and intimidate. The co-ordinated operation of such accounts was in evidence prior to the setting up the ingloriously failed "Tonight's the Night" thread. More recently we have the creation and operation of the Uncle Joe Stalin sock puppet. I now of course now need to consult with Injury Lawyers 4 U to find out just how much pain, suffering and stress I have suffered as a result of the red dot conspiracy and whether the Mods might also be vicariously liable as a result of their failure to act. In the meantime I hope you won't feel the need to get up at 2.03 am to check up on the red dot count. Still, at least you're taking it like a champ. The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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