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“What do you know of the crunch? You’ve never even been to the crunch.”

Fuck up Peter. Who even are you.

"CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND"

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Stop asking posters to declare their identity on this forum, ya creepy bastard.

And who might you be, Joe? Bet child protectors have you on file.

"CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND"

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I heard LargsTon gets up to sing Robson & Jerome's "I Believe" at the Horseshoe karaoke after half a glass of Babycham.

My sources tell me EanieMeany goes for a piss and still pulls his trousers and pants right down to his ankles at the urinals. Sad!

"CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND"

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I admit to being a lot of things, but at least I’m not a high court grass like you.

Haha. I'm sure your time in Barlinnie served you well, champ.

"CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND"

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My sources tell me EanieMeany goes for a piss and still pulls his trousers and pants right down to his ankles at the urinals. Sad!

 

Easier to untuck than to unroll. Stop saying sources when you mean the cameras you hide inside toilet roll holders.

AWMSC

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Haha. I'm sure your time in Barlinnie served you well, champ.

You’re just raging you’ve lost your keys to your cave underneath the stand, ya rat!

The Ton Survived & Your Pipe Dream Died


18th September 2014

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You’re just raging you’ve lost your keys to your cave underneath the stand, ya rat!

That's the first exclusive you've just about got right "BluebirdTon."

"CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND"

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My sources tell me EanieMeany goes for a piss and still pulls his trousers and pants right down to his ankles at the urinals. Sad!

None of this is very special, though. There used to be a guy who posted on here who wiped and alcoholic tramp’s arse and did the Keystore run for his fags and Thunderbird in the hope of bagging a holiday to Salou which never materialised.

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None of this is very special, though. There used to be a guy who posted on here who wiped and alcoholic tramp’s arse and did the Keystore run for his fags and Thunderbird in the hope of bagging a holiday to Salou which never materialised.

Oh God, you’ve opened a can of worms there....

 

That comment is a real.... Partridge amongst the pigeons!

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Cheers. Suppose I am a miserable bastard when it comes to us. Morton makes you bitter with age.

It can turn you into a tight arsed one as well. :D

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It can turn you into a tight arsed one as well. :D

Welcome to the party, el capitano.

 

It’s refreshing to read a post from you which doesn’t contain the words “harebrained” or “ivry buddy chips in munny”.

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Never forget one thing though. I'll still show you youngsters how it's done when it comes to the crunch.

 

That's alright, once we've been lifted off the boat and poured into the custody suite at Stranraer you can drive down and collect us. 

You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! 


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