Trick37 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Newest member of our family, and he'll be coming home on 19 August. His name is Osborne. Does anyone else on this board have a Great Dane, by chance? "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beermonkey Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Newest member of our family, and he'll be coming home on 19 August. His name is Osborne. Does anyone else on this board have a Great Dane, by chance? no dogs in my house, just cats. But Morton have had a few over the years. The future just ain't what it used to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick37 Posted October 5, 2013 Author Share Posted October 5, 2013 no dogs in my house, just cats. But Morton have had a few over the years. I like cats, too (actually all animals), but I'm allergic to cats. "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie McArthur Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Dogs are ****ing idiots. MARTY OUT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted October 5, 2013 Share Posted October 5, 2013 Does anyone else on this board have a Great Dane, by chance? I'm sure there's a poster on here called "Shaggy", pretty sure he may have one! RIP New Order... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick37 Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 Dogs are ****ing idiots. LOL! No they're not. I'm sure there's a poster on here called "Shaggy", pretty sure he may have one! Hahahaha....is the dog's name Scooby? "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 "The Family" is the sort of cringey shite you expect to hear from fans of Liverpool or Celtic. Pass the sick bag. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cet Homme Charmant Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 "The Family" is the sort of cringey shite you expect to hear from fans of Liverpool or Celtic. Pass the sick bag. Ach Toby, you're kind of the prodigal son of the Morton Family. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ton5saints1 Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Newest member of our family, and he'll be coming home on 19 August. His name is Osborne. Does anyone else on this board have a Great Dane, by chance? A Great Dane - surely Sorenson or Bertelsen would have been more appropriate. Dread to think what your monthly food bill will eventually be. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick37 Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 A Great Dane - surely Sorenson or Bertelsen would have been more appropriate. Dread to think what your monthly food bill will eventually be. Sorenson or Bertelsen? Don't understand. My family had a Dane when I was growing up. I'm well adept at how much they eat...as pups, two cups 3 times a day. As adults it's down to twice a day. We're also thinking of feeding him a natural diet, meaning chicken, beef, etc. It reduces the chance of bloat, which Danes are subjected to because of their size. "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornTON Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 When did this site turn into Facebook? You'll be posting pictures of what you had for dinner next... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Simpleton McYank Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Newest member of our family, and he'll be coming home on 19 August. His name is Osborne. Does anyone else on this board have a Great Dane, by chance? Congratulations Trick!!!!!! I done porked a few hounds in ma time, bit I done never got none of them pregnant. You mussn be some kinda special guy. God Blees Americo. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick37 Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 When did this site turn into Facebook? You'll be posting pictures of what you had for dinner next... So? Others post pics in here, so why can't I? "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick37 Posted October 6, 2013 Author Share Posted October 6, 2013 Congratulations Trick!!!!!! I done porked a few hounds in ma time, bit I done never got none of them pregnant. You mussn be some kinda special guy. "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 Congratulations Trick!!!!!! I done porked a few hounds in ma time, bit I done never got none of them pregnant. You mussn be some kinda special guy. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted October 6, 2013 Share Posted October 6, 2013 When did this site turn into Facebook? You'll be posting pictures of what you had for dinner next... <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ton5saints1 Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Sorenson or Bertelsen? Don't understand. My family had a Dane when I was growing up. I'm well adept at how much they eat...as pups, two cups 3 times a day. As adults it's down to twice a day. We're also thinking of feeding him a natural diet, meaning chicken, beef, etc. It reduces the chance of bloat, which Danes are subjected to because of their size. .....or better still, 'Lofty', after Morton's DANISH 'keeper Leif 'Lofty' Neilsen Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie McArthur Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Is that a tampon? MARTY OUT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted October 7, 2013 Share Posted October 7, 2013 Is that a tampon? Ah that would explain why I couldn't get it lit. Really must get new glasses. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted October 25, 2015 Share Posted October 25, 2015 Simpleton at his finest. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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