Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Disgusted by the result yesterday. The last great Protestant hope for 2018/2019 in Scottish football destroyed by a corrupt referee. Discuss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capitanus Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Are Hearts a gay club? A club for gay Football supporters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 Are Hearts a gay club? A club for gay Football supporters? No sorry you’re right, I should have said Midlothian, Heart of. Either way, I’m a homosceptic! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capitanus Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 No sorry you’re right, I should have said Midlothian, Heart of. Either way, I’m a homosceptic! We know. They like their brown sauce out that way. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted May 26, 2019 Author Share Posted May 26, 2019 We know. They like their brown sauce out that way. Brown sauce? Reminds me of a story I could share about Dutch elms! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capitanus Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Brown sauce? Reminds me of a story I could share about Dutch elms! Did it involve you, Noel Edmonds, Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philibin? Also, What do you think of Jane McDonald? Do you think she could be the female Alan Partridge? I saw her on a TV show where she was on a cruise ship enjoying her self, sampling the food, enjoying the spa, the day trips and the over 50s disco. Then at the end she bursts into song with her rendition of Ultravox's 'Vienna'. It was classic Partridge. Check it out. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONofmemories Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Stop talking to yourself, Cap. TIME FOR CHANGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted May 26, 2019 Share Posted May 26, 2019 Please stop. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capitanus Posted May 27, 2019 Share Posted May 27, 2019 Stop talking to yourself, Cap. Partridge isn't me. Alex Salmond is a Hearts supporter. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 Did it involve you, Noel Edmonds, Keith Chegwin and Maggie Philibin? Also, What do you think of Jane McDonald? Do you think she could be the female Alan Partridge? I saw her on a TV show where she was on a cruise ship enjoying her self, sampling the food, enjoying the spa, the day trips and the over 50s disco. Then at the end she bursts into song with her rendition of Ultravox's 'Vienna'. It was classic Partridge. Check it out. Don’t even get me started on Edmonds, Noel! Jane McDonald is a stunner. I’m interested in her, sex wise. Oh Jane you know your onions! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 Partridge isn't me. Alex Salmond is a Hearts supporter. So is Hendry, Stephen. And Hoy (Sir), Chris! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capitanus Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 So is Hendry, Stephen. And Hoy (Sir), Chris! What were that guilty of? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capitanus Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 Don’t even get me started on Edmonds, Noel! Jane McDonald is a stunner. I’m interested in her, sex wise. Oh Jane you know your onions! Yes, two onions and a kidney dish. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted May 31, 2019 Author Share Posted May 31, 2019 Yes, two onions and a kidney dish. I wonder if Ed De Ball And Lord Volvic will ever be Bouncing Back? That would be ‘Lovely Stuff’ not my words, the words of... Etta Crouton! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capitanus Posted May 31, 2019 Share Posted May 31, 2019 I wonder if Ed De Ball And Lord Volvic will ever be Bouncing Back? That would be ‘Lovely Stuff’ not my words, the words of... Etta Crouton! Etta Hard-on more like. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 mental lol He’s gone again! He’s been banned again! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 What were that guilty of? One was an Iceman and the other had giant thighs! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capitanus Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Not quite but I'm flattered that the anonymous mods choose to delete my posts rather than just ban me. Very amusing indeed. Even MCT are more transparent than the cowards who run this place. At least you aren't bothered by it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted June 1, 2019 Author Share Posted June 1, 2019 At least you aren't bothered by it. Resetting his post count to zero periodically is far funnier than banning him outright. Lovely stuff! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest capitanus Posted June 1, 2019 Share Posted June 1, 2019 Don’t even get me started on Edmonds, Noel! Jane McDonald is a stunner. I’m interested in her, sex wise. Oh Jane you know your onions! Check this out: https://www.express.co.uk/celebrity-news/1134401/Carol-Vorderman-Lorraine-ITV-Grease-Twitter-video-news-latest/amp They are all after your crown, Partridge. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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