Guest David Edwards Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Now, there's a massive assumption that we'd want to go to heaven. I might want to go somewhere else, preferably somewhere where there's no religious folk. Don't worry McArthur, we aint going nowhere. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie McArthur Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Don't worry McArthur, we aint going nowhere. I thought as much. MARTY OUT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
chrissiboi Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 There was a recent case of fruit-loopery at Kirktonholme Primary in East Kilbride, where a relatively obscure American evangelist group was let loose amongst the weans, handing out creationist story books with pictures of cave men hunting dinosaurs and such like. I'm almost reassured now that my grandson is being taught in St Kenneths (RC) primary school. BTW, I've got high hopes for youse Catholics just now. Pope Frankie is coming over as something of a closet Marxist, what with all his talk of atheists being allowed into heaven, promises to sort out the Curia and the Vatican bank, and adopting a non-judgemental approach to those with 'alternative lifestyles'. Right on Frankie, right on. I thought he was trying to up the irony levels to biblical proportions. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Edwards Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 I thought he was trying to up the irony levels to biblical proportions. Then I suggest he 'send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille'. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted September 29, 2013 Share Posted September 29, 2013 Now, there's a massive assumption that we'd want to go to heaven. I might want to go somewhere else, preferably somewhere where there's no religious folk. Maybe there is a Non-Denominational heaven. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Trick37 Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Maybe there is a Non-Denominational heaven. Um, Purgatory? "Throw me to the wolves, and I'll return leading the pack." ---Unknown "May God have mercy upon my enemies, because I won't." ---General George S. Patton, Jr. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_McB Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 There was a recent case of fruit-loopery at Kirktonholme Primary in East Kilbride, where a relatively obscure American evangelist group was let loose amongst the weans, handing out creationist story books with pictures of cave men hunting dinosaurs and such like. I'm almost reassured now that my grandson is being taught in St Kenneths (RC) primary school. BTW, I've got high hopes for youse Catholics just now. Pope Frankie is coming over as something of a closet Marxist, what with all his talk of atheists being allowed into heaven, promises to sort out the Curia and the Vatican bank, and adopting a non-judgemental approach to those with 'alternative lifestyles'. Right on Frankie, right on. Aye, I may not live to see married priests, women priest and gay weddings, but dum spiro, spero. Then I suggest he 'send out for some pillars and Cecil B. DeMille'. We're probably the only two who got that. "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences."The goal of Socialism is Communism- Lenin Je ne suis pas Marxiste : K Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 We're probably the only two who got that. Please Sir, I didn't think you were pompous or presumptious, a sad day indeed. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alibi Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Aye, I may not live to see married priests, women priest and gay weddings, but dum spiro, spero. Aye, there's always change at Agnews. I hope... "Any nation given the opportunity to regain its national sovereignty and which then rejects it is so far beneath contempt that it is hard to put words to it." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_McB Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Please Sir, I didn't think you were pompous or presumptious, a sad day indeed. As in old enough to get it, spare me the mock pity btw. "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences."The goal of Socialism is Communism- Lenin Je ne suis pas Marxiste : K Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_McB Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 Aye, there's always change at Agnews. I hope... Two blasts from the past in one post, superb. I's almost forgotten old Spiros and Agnew's offie, both. "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences."The goal of Socialism is Communism- Lenin Je ne suis pas Marxiste : K Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 As in old enough to get it, spare me the mock pity btw. Aww bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tom_McB Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 You have chosen to ignore all posts from: cappiecat. · View this post · Un-ignore cappiecat "Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences."The goal of Socialism is Communism- Lenin Je ne suis pas Marxiste : K Marx Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
cappiecat Posted September 30, 2013 Share Posted September 30, 2013 You have chosen to ignore all posts from: cappiecat. · View this post · Un-ignore cappiecat Aww bless. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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