ThornTON Posted November 20, 2010 Share Posted November 20, 2010 The House that Jack Built (2009) - 2/10 Just awful, there may have been some crack involved in the making of this film... I'll give you the spoiler from my P&B review and you can see for yourself! ------------------- The killer was the ghost of the grandfather (Jack I, played by Joe 'Fat Tony' Mantegna) who somehow can throw saw discs with enough force to decapitate someone, and nail gun someone to death despite being a ghost... The question now is how do you kill him? Well after a fist fight with Jack III, the ghost of Jack II turns up and fights off his father... still how do you kill a ghost? Simple, you do a back body drop Ultimate Warrior style over the balcony! --------------------- Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornTON Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 The Room (2003) - 1/10 Watched it as it's meant to be the worst acting in film history and boy is it true! Dear God... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
garymcc1874 Posted November 22, 2010 Share Posted November 22, 2010 Harry Potter and the Deathly Hallows pt. 1 on Friday there. 10/10. Just wonderful. TTG JIM!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leyTON Posted November 23, 2010 Share Posted November 23, 2010 In the last week; Due Date - Meh, ok but all the funniest parts are in the trailer Burke and Hare - Really enjoyed it, just managed to balance making a comedy based on real-life murders! Skyline - Terrible! oh i did not like that, so that last week, very poor, and cameo spotting in these british films is just a chore when the laughs are so few and far between Control. About the life of joy divisions Ian Curtis for those who dont know. Decent film, i quite enjoyed it so i'd give it 7/10. good film, the actor who plays ian curtis has been cast in the main role of a brighton rock remake saw harry potter tonight, really poor, i read the book a good few times and even i was struggle, mysterys that take chapters to explain and solve in the book are deux ex machina'd right out the game with just another pained expression from radcliffe, who is still in breach of advertising calling himself an actor We are not home and dry, we could not even be said to be home and vigorously towelling ourselves off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrX Posted November 24, 2010 Share Posted November 24, 2010 The Human Centipede - Great Sunday matinee for all the family 10/10 Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lifes they must live - Charles Bukowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leyTON Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 The Human Centipede - Great Sunday matinee for all the family 10/10 jesse for that pish distressing is the only word for that truly awful piece of crap We are not home and dry, we could not even be said to be home and vigorously towelling ourselves off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Boozehound Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Any Given Sunday. Again. Cheesy but I loves it. An internet fud is still a fud. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr.Kennedy Posted November 25, 2010 Author Share Posted November 25, 2010 Natural Born Killers. Way ahead of it's time. Still think it's a cracker. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunning1874 Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Das Boot. Genuine classic. Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Oh Lord, Brian Wake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornTON Posted November 25, 2010 Share Posted November 25, 2010 Coming to America - 8/10 Why didn't Eddie Murphy stay like this, and not sell out in 1996? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Coming to America - 8/10 Why didn't Eddie Murphy stay like this, and not sell out in 1996? I was about to say I reckon you're talking pish again but after checking when The Nutty Professor was made I have to agree. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
beermonkey Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Black Dahlia. Was ok, but i was expecting it to be better, Bit disappointed with it TBH. The future just ain't what it used to be Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Rossco Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Coming to America - 8/10 Why didn't Eddie Murphy stay like this, and not sell out in 1996? Life was pretty good but apart from that everything he has done since nutty professor has been crap. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MrX Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 jesse for that pish distressing is the only word for that truly awful piece of crap Are you serious? The cinematography and set-design alone are worth the admission fee. Its quite possibly the most important piece of cinema of the last 15 years and the film Spielberg has strove to, but never quite dared to make. Utter genius. Last movie I watched was The Disappearance of Alice Creed with Martin Compston. Would give it 5/10. Some people never go crazy, what truly horrible lifes they must live - Charles Bukowski Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
leyTON Posted November 26, 2010 Share Posted November 26, 2010 Are you serious? The cinematography and set-design alone are worth the admission fee. Its quite possibly the most important piece of cinema of the last 15 years and the film Spielberg has strove to, but never quite dared to make. Utter genius. Last movie I watched was The Disappearance of Alice Creed with Martin Compston. Would give it 5/10. a sex scene with gemma arterton, he should retire now its nerver going to get any better We are not home and dry, we could not even be said to be home and vigorously towelling ourselves off! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornTON Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Toy Story 3 - 8/10 By far the best of the three. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggsy_ton Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 London Boulevard - Decent enough, enjoyed it for what it was. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dmc Posted November 27, 2010 Share Posted November 27, 2010 Watching Piranha 2010 just now...really wish I wasn't!!! RIP New Order... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
xj2006 Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 tron the original Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
ThornTON Posted November 28, 2010 Share Posted November 28, 2010 Simple. Post the last film you watched. Review it if you want, leave a rating. tron the original Not really much point saying it's name, is it any good? Never got round to seeing it... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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