Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 What ever happened to Salty? He was a ruddy bad poster! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 He ran off with a penguin. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted August 26, 2017 Share Posted August 26, 2017 Is he still the H&S officer at Cappielow? "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
SramTon Posted September 2, 2017 Share Posted September 2, 2017 Seems he's been in the news lately: https://flic.kr/p/Y3rw6Y Btw, there must be an easier way of uploading photos to this site? Look at her riding pillions on Davy’s sea-bike, carrying an apoplectic macaw in a silver hoop. Oh, Morton, let’s go there this winter! Or learning the Japanese chinchona from that Kobe group, in a dress that looks like a blowtorch rising from one knee, and which should sell big in Texas. Morton, is that real fire? Happy, happy little girl! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted September 3, 2017 Author Share Posted September 3, 2017 Is he still the H&S officer at Cappielow? All I know is the ill fitting suit he wore around the stadium was not pleasurable to mine eye! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted September 3, 2017 Share Posted September 3, 2017 All I know is the ill fitting suit he wore around the stadium was not pleasurable to mine eye! Monkey Tennis? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ton or NoTON Posted October 20, 2017 Share Posted October 20, 2017 Is this the poor fellow who became verbally unwell on social media recently over that week's love interest? My heart goes out to him. I'd literally been with my wife decades and she ran off with a crossdresser! No..really. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted October 21, 2017 Author Share Posted October 21, 2017 Is this the poor fellow who became verbally unwell on social media recently over that week's love interest? My heart goes out to him. I'd literally been with my wife decades and she ran off with a crossdresser! No..really. The very same! Apparently he drove to Dundee in his bare feet and gorged on Toblerone bars. And I don’t mean small ones, I’m talking medium sized ones! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ton or NoTON Posted October 22, 2017 Share Posted October 22, 2017 The very same! Apparently he drove to Dundee in his bare feet and gorged on Toblerone bars. And I don’t mean small ones, I’m talking medium sized ones! Did he really? I could have sworn that was you Alan! I had the misfortune of breaking down at a services just outside Norwich back in, oh..2002? I was there for some time, I found a rather disturbing hardback - optimistic of the publisher - called Breaking Back was it? Needless to say, I had the last laugh! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted October 25, 2017 Author Share Posted October 25, 2017 Did he really? I could have sworn that was you Alan! I had the misfortune of breaking down at a services just outside Norwich back in, oh..2002? I was there for some time, I found a rather disturbing hardback - optimistic of the publisher - called Breaking Back was it? Needless to say, I had the last laugh! How are things going down Crinkley Bottom you dalendless shid? People have always asked me, why do you hate Edmonds? It makes me laugh. Ha! I don’t hate Edmonds. I don’t give a shit about Edmonds. I hate the things he does, sure. I hate the way he behaves. I hate his personality and his appearance. But hate Edmonds himself ? No, sir. Wouldn’t give him the satisfaction. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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