capitanus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 One post removed, please refrain from using ablest language. Play nice please, boys.Whilst I have your undivided attention, can you please arrange it for some decent folk like myself and my deserving cohorts to have a far greater allowance of red dots. We will only give them to the most deserving of people. Edit to add: Thank you on behalf of the clique. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEISENBURG Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Whilst I have your undivided attention, can you please arrange it for some decent folk like myself and my deserving cohorts to have a far greater allowance of red dots. We will only give them to the most deserving of people. Edit to add: Thank you on behalf of the clique. Back on the topic and do you like Christmas pies. ..or if you like does the cliuqe like them? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Back on the topic and do you like Christmas pies. ..or if you like does the cliuqe like them? Yes, I like them. WTF is the cliuqe? Is that a clique for the dyslexic? *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Whilst I have your undivided attention, can you please arrange it for some decent folk like myself and my deserving cohorts to have a far greater allowance of red dots. We will only give them to the most deserving of people. Edit to add: Thank you on behalf of the clique. Here, have one of my spare ones, Dickhead. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEISENBURG Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 Yes, I like them. WTF is the cliuqe? Is that a clique for the dyslexic? I'm not dyslexic just a very bad speller and clique is a hard word to spell. When I use spell checker my spelling is excelent! Anyways as I said Chritmas pies is like Marmite and brussel sprouts - some like some hate. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Back on the topic and do you like Christmas pies. ..or if you like does the cliuqe like them? Of course fatty likes them. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Yes, I like them. WTF is the cliuqe? Is that a clique for the dyslexic? Here's another one I've got spare, Dickhead. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Queen of Sheba Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I dont like them. Isn't it a lovely day..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Here, have one of my spare ones, Dickhead. Of course fatty likes them. Tut, tut. More name calling, eh? Doesn't bother me in the slightest. Shall I just call you a Dribbling Mongo one more time, and you will be raging all over again? :lol: *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Fruitcake is a tradition here, thankfully one that is dying out due to fruitcake's not being very good. Mince pies aren't very well-known in much of the country - in Yankeedom and the southeast you see them sometimes. These are miles better than fruitcakes and you should all be grateful to have them. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEISENBURG Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 I dont like them. Ha ha - my missus hates them too - I love them with a wee dawd of double cream on top but too many pies makes you fat Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I dont like them. Don't care. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Fruitcake is a tradition here, thankfully one that is dying out due to fruitcake's not being very good. Mince pies aren't very well-known in much of the country - in Yankeedom and the southeast you see them sometimes. These are miles better than fruitcakes and you should all be grateful to have them. Fruitcake is relatively new in Cupar, Fife too. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Fruitcake is relatively new in Cupar, Fife too. I hear there's a big fruitcake in Moorky. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 I hear there's a big fruitcake in Moorky. You haven't progressed that far, you are still on your Spaghetti Hoops. Careful you don't get it on your new St.Mirren top *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HEISENBURG Posted December 28, 2016 Author Share Posted December 28, 2016 I hear there's a big fruitcake in Moorky. Do you like the pies mongoose? EDIT the Christmas ones Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Do you like the pies mongoose? EDIT the Christmas ones Of course he does. He's a fat bastard with no endearing qualities. Next *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Do you like the pies mongoose? EDIT the Christmas ones Yes, with a dribble of milk. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 Of course he does. He's a fat **** with no endearing qualities. Next My body is a temple. Unlike yours, which is a rather large lump of lard, Dickhead. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted December 28, 2016 Share Posted December 28, 2016 My body is a temple. It's the size of the Taj Mahal, and smells like it too. FTFY. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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