LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 That'll explain maiden over and bouncers then. What about the middle stump? <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Maybe it's pulled out by the lady cricket men before the kick off. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Maybe it's pulled out by the lady cricket men before the kick off. There's no kicking involved, just some wet towel slapping afterwards. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 There's no kicking involved, just some wet towel slapping afterwards. ...AND A COUPLE OF FULL TOSSES? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 ...AND A COUPLE OF FULL TOSSES? More than a couple, it's eleven aside. Then there's the crowd. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 More than a couple, it's eleven aside. Then there's the crowd. They're ALL tossers? So Stuart Broad kicks things off with the ball after lunch. There’s a hint – a soupçon – of away swing to the right-handed Rogers, who drops-and-scampers for a quick single. Smith does likewise from he final ball of the over but it’s a much riskier affair as Moeen charges in from mid on. Smith is gone, gone, gone if he can throw down the stumps but it’s a wild throw from the spinner, a good yard wide. Oh, Gary … Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie McArthur Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Trying way too hard chaps. MARTY OUT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Trying way too hard chaps. I forgot all about it. Who's winning? <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie McArthur Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 I forgot all about it. Who's winning? Australia are 337-1. MARTY OUT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Australia are 337-1. That's quite good, they were 5/4 yesterday. I think I'll stick on a pound. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 That's quite good, they were 5/4 yesterday. I think I'll stick on a pound. HAS THE SECOND HALF STARTED YET? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 HAS THE SECOND HALF STARTED YET? It starts when the cucumber sandwiches are finished. The third and fourth halves should be tomorrow. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 It starts when the cucumber sandwiches are finished. The third and fourth halves should be tomorrow. Does the referee toss up again to see which batters bat first? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Does the referee toss up again to see which batters bat first? Normally the referees are too old to do any tossing. I think the captains give them a wee hand. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Normally the referees are too old to do any tossing. I think the captains give them a wee hand. Caught in the gulleys? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie McArthur Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Trying too hard again chaps. MARTY OUT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Hopefully it wont go to extra time and penile tease Augustus! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 That's all from us today at Lord's after a fairly disastrous day for England. I hope you can join me again tomorrow as England look to fight back and attempt to save this match. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 17, 2015 Author Share Posted July 17, 2015 That's all from us today at Lord's after a fairly disastrous day for England. I hope you can join me again tomorrow as England look to fight back and attempt to save this match. Won't be long until half time. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 17, 2015 Share Posted July 17, 2015 Won't be long until half time. They must be offal tired. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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