LinwoodTON Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 2nd test begins tomorrow apparently. Another five days of tedious poofery. Is Cricket even a sport? They players don't look very athletic. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Davie McArthur Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Ha. Terrible attempt old thing 😉 MARTY OUT!!!!! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 2nd test begins tomorrow apparently. Another five days of tedious poofery. Is Cricket even a sport? They players don't look very athletic. Cricket and tennis are generally (but not always) played by middle class pouffes. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Ha. Terrible attempt old thing Agree. It's a terrible attempt at a sport. I see it's the same two teams again this year. How boring. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 Agree. It's a terrible attempt at a sport. I see it's the same two teams again this year. How boring. When will China get a shot? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 Cricket and tennis are generally (but not always) played by middle class pouffes. I used to play cricket and quite enjoyed it, especially the bit where I got to rub my balls with the ball. Then I got a girlfriend and that was that. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 When will China get a shot? They're barred. Too wee. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 They're barred. Too wee. You mean dwarves don't get to play? That's not cricket surely! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 15, 2015 Author Share Posted July 15, 2015 You mean dwarves don't get to play? That's not cricket surely! The big posh boys won't let them. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 15, 2015 Share Posted July 15, 2015 The big posh boys won't let them. 'Mon the wee men! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Australia won the toss. Exciting stuff. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Who are the opening batters? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Who are the opening batters? All I know is the batsman's Holding, the bowler's Willey. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 That's definitely not cricket! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 That's definitely not cricket! Howzat? <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 It's out of bounds surely or is that not cricket either? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 It's out of bounds surely or is that not cricket either? Yep. That sort of stuff should be kept for the changing room. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 Are there lady cricket men? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted July 16, 2015 Author Share Posted July 16, 2015 Are there lady cricket men? I believe so. <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
etta crouTON Posted July 16, 2015 Share Posted July 16, 2015 That'll explain maiden over and bouncers then. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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