Alan Partridge Ton

[capitanus]

Why doesnt he post any more?

This messageboard is boring without him.  

 

Discuss.

[SassenachTon]

I heard that the wi-fi at the Linton Travel Tavern was rubbish. 

[capitanus]

I thought he moved into the static home with that russian burd?

[SassenachTon]

Just temporarily. Word is that he was kidnapped from the caravan by a vigilante group of local farmers who’ve got him locked away in a shed full of huge chickens, smoking pigs and big-eared farm boys.

[TRVMP]

He's living in a lighthouse in Kent. You'd know this if you'd read Big Beacon, which was released last week on both Audible and e-book format.

Please note: reading it is mandatory.

[capitanus]

14 hours ago, TRVMP said:

He's living in a lighthouse in Kent. You'd know this if you'd read Big Beacon, which was released last week on both Audible and e-book format.

Please note: reading it is mandatory.

That made me think of a song by a band called Salad, from the early 1990's.  It was called 'Kent' and had a catchy chorus 'why don't you live in a house in Kent, and spend all your money in Brent.'

I googled them and the years haven't been kind to them.  Unlike other indie bands of that era like Ride or MBV whose tunes are timeless classics and get better each time you hear them, this lot are just a cringefest to watch nowadays:

However, I'm sure Alan Partridge Ton would appreciate Miriam Van Der Minge, as she was a TV presenter too.  From Holland.

[TRVMP]

7 hours ago, capitanus said:

That made me think of a song by a band called Salad, from the early 1990's.  It was called 'Kent' and had a catchy chorus 'why don't you live in a house in Kent, and spend all your money in Brent.'

I googled them and the years haven't been kind to them.  Unlike other indie bands of that era like Ride or MBV whose tunes are timeless classics and get better each time you hear them, this lot are just a cringefest to watch nowadays:

However, I'm sure Alan Partridge Ton would appreciate Miriam Van Der Minge, as she was a TV presenter too.  From Holland.

This is a rubbish song by a rubbish band. You know who were good with a female frontman (or should I say frontwoman?) Sleeper.

[capitanus]

6 hours ago, TRVMP said:

This is a rubbish song by a rubbish band. You know who were good with a female frontman (or should I say frontwoman?) Sleeper.

 

 

Edited October 28, 2023 by capitanus

[TAFKAC]

On 10/28/2023 at 10:13 AM, capitanus said:

That made me think of a song by a band called Salad, from the early 1990's.  It was called 'Kent' and had a catchy chorus 'why don't you live in a house in Kent, and spend all your money in Brent.'

I googled them and the years haven't been kind to them.  Unlike other indie bands of that era like Ride or MBV whose tunes are timeless classics and get better each time you hear them, this lot are just a cringefest to watch nowadays:

However, I'm sure Alan Partridge Ton would appreciate Miriam Van Der Minge, as she was a TV presenter too.  From Holland.

If you're a fan of MBV, have you listened to the new Slowdive album?

[capitanus]

On 1/1/2024 at 2:05 PM, TAFKAC said:

If you're a fan of MBV, have you listened to the new Slowdive album?

I listened to it earlier on YouTube.   A few very good songs on it.  Thanks for the recommendation. 

[capitanus]

Has AlanPartridgeTon listened to the new Slowdive album?