Why Did We Lose So Many Goals Last Season

[cappiecat]

*faeces

 

Encyclopaedia Britanicca-

 

Feces, also spelled faeces, also called excrement,  solid bodily waste discharged from the large intestine through the anus during defecation. Feces are normally removed from the body one or two times a day. About 100 to 250 grams (3 to 8 ounces) of feces are excreted by a human adult daily.Although there are apocryphal tales concerning the residents of Linwood, Scotland having the ability to defecate orally.

 

As your journeyman has often said "Swing and a miss".

[LinwoodTON]

Encyclopaedia Britanicca-

 

Feces, also spelled faeces, also called excrement,  solid bodily waste discharged from the large intestine through the anus during defecation. Feces are normally removed from the body one or two times a day. About 100 to 250 grams (3 to 8 ounces) of feces are excreted by a human adult daily.Although there are apocryphal tales concerning the residents of Linwood, Scotland having the ability to defecate orally.

 

As your journeyman has often said "Swing and a miss".

 

I'll give you that one.

[port-ton]

Ever had that nightmare where you're still half awake and trying to forcefully wake yourself up because shit is going down and everything is going horribly wrong?

 

I imagine that's what this thread must feel like to LinwoodTon.

[LinwoodTON]

Ever had that nightmare where you're still half awake and trying to forcefully wake yourself up because shit is going down and everything is going horribly wrong?

 

I imagine that's what this thread must feel like to LinwoodTon.

 

I've certainly had better days.