WeegieTon Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 a very expensive, top quality, Vandanel Morton strip which he... If you have a problem with me, text me. If you dont have my number then you don't know me well enough to have a problem with me. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Willow Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 told Santa to shove up his erse as that's all it was good for, however he did tell Santa what he wanted next year...... Some sing of Celtic, Rangers And some of Motherwell Of Hibs and Partick Thistle And other teams as well But of all the famous football teams There’s one that they’ve forgotten With a Ra Ra Ra and a Cha Cha Cha IT’S THE FAMOUS GREENOCK MORTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BeithTonFan Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 a hole new Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Nike morton strip Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
puggsy_ton Posted January 4, 2007 Author Share Posted January 4, 2007 which had all the mod-cons of the top league teams strips but santa could only Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro.mcghee Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 go ho ho ho I am dyslexic and I am getting tired of your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
princessTON Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 ya bastard MON EH TON! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
alexp Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 he became quite suprised santa used this type of language and he... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Willow Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 hit Rudolph's nose and made it even...... Some sing of Celtic, Rangers And some of Motherwell Of Hibs and Partick Thistle And other teams as well But of all the famous football teams There’s one that they’ve forgotten With a Ra Ra Ra and a Cha Cha Cha IT’S THE FAMOUS GREENOCK MORTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 bigger and redder than Gordon Daizels who being an alky bastard... "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Willow Posted January 4, 2007 Share Posted January 4, 2007 Was beginning to resemble Santa after years of drinking Ginger Wine left out for him by children. As for poor Rudolph all he used to get was...... Some sing of Celtic, Rangers And some of Motherwell Of Hibs and Partick Thistle And other teams as well But of all the famous football teams There’s one that they’ve forgotten With a Ra Ra Ra and a Cha Cha Cha IT’S THE FAMOUS GREENOCK MORTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 stale carrots and the odd apple. Rudolph was so fed up he decided to... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
scotia morton Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 apply for the vacant job at castle greyskull......................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
HMS Willow Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 shove one of his carrots in one of Barry Fergusons orifice's Of course this caused Barry to go in the ...... Some sing of Celtic, Rangers And some of Motherwell Of Hibs and Partick Thistle And other teams as well But of all the famous football teams There’s one that they’ve forgotten With a Ra Ra Ra and a Cha Cha Cha IT’S THE FAMOUS GREENOCK MORTON Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
edd Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 middle of the dressing room, the misplaced carrot having caused uncontrollable diarrhea. andy millen ... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 is also a s***e-but to get back to the point... First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
lazy_ar*e_student Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 ...of the concept behind this thread, it all began with McInally buying Dougie a pencil sharpener which... WHEREVER IT TAKES US- WHATEVER IT TAKES Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
mortonjag Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 ...of the concept behind this thread, it all began with McInally buying Dougie a pencil sharpener which... ....fell victim to Deano's Beano, and now El Supremo says he can no longer write cheques unless...... First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win! YER BARD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
pedro.mcghee Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 he has a pen that .... I am dyslexic and I am getting tired of your shirt Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted January 5, 2007 Share Posted January 5, 2007 writes cheques on its own and... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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