Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Through the hatch comes a tray of food. I paw at it listlessly until I notice it contains chicken nuggets. And what chicken nuggets! These boast all the smoky zing of McCain Southern coating with the tenderest cuts of white meat. The beans are lukewarm but not overcooked and a generous dollop of smash adds a buttery finish that sets the plate off beautifully. To drink, a mug of steaming tea. A really, really good meal. I love you... in a way! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 Gordon's Turkey Drummers were of the Bernard Matthews variety. Still, it's boootiful. Do you think the food was provided on a 12 (twelve) inch plate? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted May 11, 2020 Author Share Posted May 11, 2020 Do you think the food was provided on a 12 (twelve) inch plate? I don't know about that, but at least half (half) of it will have ended up on his St.Mirren shirt. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted May 11, 2020 Share Posted May 11, 2020 I don't know about that, but at least half (half) of it will have ended up on his St.Mirren shirt. His life is technically not worth insuring! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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