NewTon Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Some people were offended! This is the message that the Maroochydore High School, Queensland, staff voted unanimously to record on their school telephone answering machine . This is the actual answering machine message for the school. This came about because they implemented a policy requiring students and parents to be responsible for their children's absences and missing homework. The school and teachers are being sued by parents who want their children's failing grades changed to passing grades - even though those children were absent 15-30 times during the semester and did not complete enough school work to pass their classes. The outgoing message: Hello! You have reached the automated answering service of your school. In order to assist you in connecting to the right staff member, please listen to all the options before making a selection: To lie about why your child is absent - Press 1 To make excuses for why your child did not do his work - Press 2 To complain about what we do - Press 3 To swear at staff members - Press 4 To ask why you didn't get information that was already enclosed in your newsletter and several flyers mailed to you - Press 5 If you want us to raise your child - Press 6 If you want to reach out and touch, slap or hit someone - Press 7 To request another teacher, for the third time this year - Press 8 To complain about bus transportation - Press 9 To complain about school lunches - Press 0 If you realize this is the real world and your child must be accountable and responsible for his/her own behaviour, class work, homework and that it's not the teachers' fault for your child's lack of effort: Hang up and have a nice day! If you want this in another language, move to a country that speaks it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
44 Tonne Ton Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Some people don't need much of an excuse to be offended! "It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." Henry Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
biffinafa Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 That message is straight to the point and i applaud the person who told the truth. Should be done more often Do yourself a favour................................... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I bet this never happened. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cet Homme Charmant Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I bet this never happened. I've read it before, word for word, attributed to a school in London. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cet Homme Charmant Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 I bet this never happened. Good old snopes... http://www.snopes.com/humor/iftrue/palisades.asp Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
44 Tonne Ton Posted March 8, 2009 Share Posted March 8, 2009 Newt, ring the school tomorrow and let's get it from the horses mouth! f*** all this snopes urban myth busting! What's so wrong about a little urban myth or two? http://maroochyshs.eq.edu.au/wcmss/index.php/contact.html "It is well enough that people of the nation do not understand our banking and monetary system, for if they did, I believe there would be a revolution before tomorrow morning." Henry Ford Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
NewTon Posted March 8, 2009 Author Share Posted March 8, 2009 I bet this never happened. Do you want the school's phone number ??? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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