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My experiences at two ND schools are the same as yours.

 

Didn't think it would make any difference who was talking to you nach0 - given that you don't believe in God anyway. Couldn't you maybe pop along to Dunning's school dressed as the flying spaghetti monster and give the kids a homily on the virtues of tomato based sauces, how Dolmio is actually an anagram of El Diablo (nearly) and the need to abstain from garlic if going wenching behind the bike sheds. It would make for a more inclusive environment :P

 

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Two Uniteds but the soul is one, as the Busby Babes carry on.

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My dwarfism is hardly justification for personal abuse MJ and I'm sorry you didn't see fit to heed the warning of the Moderator on this subject by repeating it.

 

In the spirit of lightening up short arse, can I now assume that myself and Cruisehound have been similarly reported for making derogatory remarks about your physical persona. Although if it's fact based does it count ?

I know that you were thrown out of the nudist colony for poking your nose in people's private affairs.

(Copyright Bob Monkhouse, circa 1942)

 

Would you not extend a group hug to old MJ ? Go on, bury the sword, I mean the hatchet. Burying the sword was you and 6CC if I remember (copyright Noel Ferris, James Watt Bogs circa 1999)

 

TonInDublin

Two Uniteds but the soul is one, as the Busby Babes carry on.

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In the spirit of lightening up short arse, can I now assume that myself and Cruisehound have been similarly reported for making derogatory remarks about your physical persona. Although if it's fact based does it count ?

I know that you were thrown out of the nudist colony for poking your nose in people's private affairs.

(Copyright Bob Monkhouse, circa 1942)

 

Would you not extend a group hug to old MJ ? Go on, bury the sword, I mean the hatchet. Burying the sword was you and 6CC if I remember (copyright Noel Ferris, James Watt Bogs circa 1999)

 

TonInDublin

I think fact based abuse is even more hurtful, don't you?

 

And I'll be happy to hug anyone who thinks they can benefit from it. :)

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And I'll be happy to hug anyone who thinks they can benefit from it. :)

 

Ah, the Pete Townsend defence.

 


"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences."

The goal of Socialism is Communism- Lenin

 

Je ne suis pas Marxiste : K Marx

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What are you trying to suggest Tom? :unsure:

 

I hope it's not what I'm thinking, cos if it is that's well out of order Sir.

 

What was I implying about the pete townsend bit?

 

Why sir, that you would, like tommy, need to be deaf dumb and blind to hug some of the beggars on this board.

 

Why, what did you think I meant? :angry:

 


"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences."

The goal of Socialism is Communism- Lenin

 

Je ne suis pas Marxiste : K Marx

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My dwarfism is hardly justification for personal abuse MJ and I'm sorry you didn't see fit to heed the warning of the Moderator on this subject by repeating it.

I wouldn't dream of deliberately abusing anybody on the basis of unwanted pathology. In that respect it would be helpful to know if indeed you regard your lack of inches as an illness, or for that matter a disadvantage.

 

You see, I never believed that you did, but your recent behaviour has me wondering.

 

If I have said anything in the slightest remotely offensive in this post, I apologise in advance.

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win!

 

YER BARD

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I wouldn't dream of deliberately abusing anybody on the basis of unwanted pathology. In that respect it would be helpful to know if indeed you regard your lack of inches as an illness, or for that matter a disadvantage.

MJ I have no absolutely no intention of discussing my medical condition or how it affects me on a public forum with you.

 

Please drop the subject.

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Well cheer up then ya miserable sod. :rolleyes:

 

If you want you can join me and Boozie in a group hug, help get rid of all these horrible, nasty angry vibes.

 

I refer the short gentleman to the reply he gave me some moments ago .......... now give Tom and MJ a hug and say sorry for being precious :lol: :P

 

"what a difference a day makes, 24 little hourssss......"

 

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Two Uniteds but the soul is one, as the Busby Babes carry on.

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I refer the short gentleman to the reply he gave me some moments ago .......... now give Tom and MJ a hug and say sorry for being precious :lol: :P

 

"what a difference a day makes, 24 little hourssss......"

 

TonInDublin

:P

 

No worries mate I haven't changed, same bloke, same pish patter. :)

 

I just didn't find Tom's insinuations funny that's all.

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Not funny Tom, not even close.

 

 

 

:P

 

No worries mate I haven't changed, same bloke, same pish patter. :)

 

I just didn't find Tom's insinuations funny that's all.

 

This from the chap who implied via a double entendre that Alibi had carnal knowledge of Annabel Goldie? <_>


"Of all tyrannies, a tyranny exercised for the good of its victims may be the most oppressive. It may be better to live under robber barons than under omnipotent moral busybodies. The robber baron's cruelty may sometimes sleep, his cupidity may at some point be satiated; but those who torment us for our own good will torment us without end, for they do so with the approval of their consciences."

The goal of Socialism is Communism- Lenin

 

Je ne suis pas Marxiste : K Marx

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MJ I have no absolutely no intention of discussing my medical condition or how it affects me on a public forum with you.

 

Please drop the subject.

Very well.

 

Remember the old saying about sauce for the goose, my friend, and don't be asking the Jag any more personal questions about mental illness.

 

Incidentally Mortonjag stands a full five feet one and a half inches, or did in the days when those things seemed to matter. -_-

First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then they pretend to befriend you, then you win!

 

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Very well.

 

Remember the old saying about sauce for the goose, my friend, and don't be asking the Jag any more personal questions about mental illness.

 

Incidentally Mortonjag stands a full five feet one and a half inches, or did in the days when those things seemed to matter. -_-

I presume you're not referring to your penis.

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