Time to push hospitality for this one. Midweek hospitality is better anyway. Take the day off work, get tipsy prior to arrival, sneak in some vodka miniatures, complain loudly about the food, make the wanker gesture with both hands every time Gerry talks, get in a near punch-up with an Ayr director, vomit all over Cappie. Easily worth twice thr going rate, bail not included.