KKK Bin Pub Rereview - The Carnock Bar
Off the back of recent events myself and CartoonHead jumped in for a pint or two before the game on Saturday. After horsing him with a 9 dart finish at the board I began to notice a few improvements made on the back of our previous review:
TV - now showing all the football on a 'who's paying? who the ****'s asking?' basis.
wine list - The Carnock has clearly listened to our feedback and now boasts Scotland and Greenock's own El Dorado as part of a fully hand-poured selection of drinks behind the bar. Optics can get to **** in this establishment.
Like the Michelin guide, the KKK Review is happy to revisit our scores when new heights of bin excellence have been achieved. The Carnock therefore earns an extra special K to take it to the top of our revised standings:
The Carnock - 4Ks/3
The Hole in the Wa - 3/3
The Thistle (d.) - 3/3 (under review)
The Willow - 2.5/3
The Green Oak - 2/3
The Star - 2/3 (visitors' lounge) -3/3 (bhar)
The Cardwell - 1/3
The Cloch Bar - 0.5/3