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K K Kelbie

Member Since 12 Dec 2016
Offline Last Active Jun 15 2019 03:51 PM

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In Topic: The KKK Bin Pub Review Thread

15 June 2019 - 03:51 PM

Big Mags wept at the sight of anyone taking that fanny seriously.

In Topic: The KKK Bin Pub Review Thread

07 June 2019 - 12:10 PM

The KKK Bin Pub Leaderboard
The Carnock - 4Ks/3
The Hole in the Wa 3/3
Monteith's 2.5/3
The Willow 2.5/3
The Green Oak 2/3
The Station Bar 2/3
The Old Wherry Tavern 2/3
The Star 2/3 (visitors' lounge) -3/3 (bhar)
The Cardwell 1/3
The Kempock 1/3
The Elbow Room 1/3
The Cloch Bar 0.5/3
The Darroch 0/3 - punished £10k for failure
The Thistle (disqualified for morphing into a plastic paddy pub) 
The Burns Lounge (disqualified for being ****ing useless)

In Topic: The KKK Bin Pub Review Thread

07 June 2019 - 12:07 PM

The KKK Bin Pub Review #14 - The Elbow Room


Its back to a land that time forgot this week with a trip to Inverkip's effort at a bin pub. 




The Elbow Room is the public bar offshoot of the Inverkip Hotel. The larger hotel bar/restaurant is a hotspot for middle aged wankers called Farquhar to discuss fucking sailing and their subs to the Tory party, so be sure to find the correct entrance.




Despite the less then promising location, The Elbow Room at least remains faithful to some bin pub principles: big boy measures are in place and live sports can also be found on the TV. Despite a recent refit, it has also correctly stuck to the dark and dingy look: a pub should not be lit up like its under the floodlights at Cappielow.   




Inverkip prices make Gourock's pubs look as good value as drinking at a streetside shack in Albania. The larger selection of pints split either side of the £4 mark. Prosecco rather than El Dorado is the wine on special offer here. The Elbow Room also serves a selection of bar meals, when the closest thing that a bin pub should offer to a solid meal is a packet of Scampi Fries and a dodgy pint of Guinness. 






The Elbow Room fails to meet many bin pub requirements but is not so much of a fucking disaster as The Cloch or other failures within Greater Greenock. With big boy measures and live sport available, The Elbow Room is passable for an hour or two if you get stranded in that hovel of a village and want to avoid the local wanker set. It earns an 'any port in a storm' KKK certificate of acceptance but nothing more. 

In Topic: The KKK Bin Pub Review Thread

07 June 2019 - 11:43 AM

I'd have made it twenty grand after drinking in that dump, it won't be missed. 



In Topic: Squad and transfers 2019/20

07 June 2019 - 11:38 AM

Tony Fitzpatrick is actually one of the good guys. He came up to my house one night to speak to my son and I done the hospitable thing and gave him coffee and a plate of soap. Had a good laugh about it.


Its not like you to be groomed by a jakey Slazenger trackie wearing tramp.