Toby

Did you watch a lot of St. Johnstone from your home in New Jersey last season?

http://themortonforum.com/forum/index.php?showtopic=43040&p=1045792 This is the very point that you went on to make a fanny of yourself, AzeriTon. Unfortunately, I don't see the moods givinng me any access to the reports you were undoubtedly throwing about, but your meltdown entertained me nonetheless. You're welcome.

Don't think we can check back what AzeriTon said before this season considering he flounced off the forum in a wee huff for a couple of years before coming back with a new user name in the hope that nobody would remember him making a complete fanny of himself. Solid enough point apart from that, though.

He’s like Gordon and the alcoholic groomer- you know he’s reading this forum to see if he’s being talked about, so no matter how irrelevant he is, it’s nice to throw him a bone and watch the aftermath.

The voice of experience speaks. That’ll be why you f*cked off for a couple of years, cut off your baws and came back as your sister, AzeriTon.

That’s Dundee United announced Nesbitt.

He’ll join the rapists and racists at Clyde once his spell in the Bar-L comes to an end.

And while I’m at it, in spite of their “No tops except Morton or Scotland” policy, they let someone in with a beggars’ top on. Get them tae f*ck.

The Lighthouse is shaming itself tonight. A good 50-odd Dundee United fans having a sing song and a good laugh with the Morton fans getting turfed out for such a heinous crime. I’ve generally been quite loyal to that place after about 5.30 on a Saturday, but it’s time to pick somewhere else for my Saturday night helping of Sheffield United victories. The wee fanny behind the bar screaming at grown men like they’re incolent school kids is enough for me.

Cormack was everyone’s scapegoat until he scored against those b*stards, tbf.

Kilmarnock top of the league, eh? Just think about it, an anniversary dinner 30 years from now and some alcoholic, Ayrshire tramp still whining about a f*ck up with money ten years on from that, whilst his lapdog does the Keystore run for his fags and Thunderbird every morning.

FTFY

Davie Irons resigns from his role as Gretna 2008 manager.

Two former defenders; Ricki Lamie has signed a contract extension at Livingston and Craig f*cking Reid scored a hat trick at the weekend!

I see Londonderry City have punted Kenny Shiels. Too bad, so sad, never mind.

He’s the last player to score the goal that took us to a play off to qualify for a major tournament. https://youtu.be/I4B7gr8wUOI

It might be worth noting that it goes both ways when it comes to other posters passing on information, Colin. You may find it as a surprise that it’s not only the clique that find your “woe is me” act tiresome, especially in light of what they know about you and your brothers.

What’s me and Colin Darroch got to do with you condoning racism?

There's being a dafty and there's putting your life at risk though. Lennon's been attacked in his car, had explosives in his mail intercepted, been attacked by some fanny running onto the park at Tynecastle and now been hit by a coin there. And that's only the incidents off the top of my head. He's probably the highest profile Irish Republican living in Scotland- with that comes an element of risk, before you consider how much he does to antagonise those who despise him. Putting aside the politics on either side, and what we consider to be acceptable and unacceptable behaviour, there are some serious nutjobs in this country, and it only takes one person who wants him dead to get the job done. Acts like spitting on a Rangers scarf as a Celtic player and lording it over the Hearts fans last night only goto fuel the flames and could one day end up with a tragic ending. That doesn't in any way make him responsible for the actions of that fanny last night- there's only one guy responsible for that and he/she should be punished accordingly, but at what point is Lennon going to realise he's in a unique position and for his own safety he'll have to tone it down? It's all well and good blaming the scum element of society for what misfortunes befall Lennon, but the majority of us accepting him as a wind up merchant isn't going to save him when someone decides to take it further than it already has gone one day.

The Copa Libertadores in South America could be producing it's first ever Superclasico final if Boca Juniors hold onto a 2-0 lead away to Palmeiras in Brazil tonight. River Plate came from 2 down on aggregate in the last 10 minutes away to Gremio last night to win on away goals and send the Gremio fans mental in the process after scoring a disputed penalty in injury time. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YKq2y5szLv0 Would be great to see the final, especially if Boca get through. Expect to only see it on a bookies' website though.

We’re at Queen of the South a week on Tuesday.

Nah- I liked him too, but f*ck wishing a guy who could be going to one of our direct rivals well. especially a horrible wee club like them. We’re Morton fans, not Jim Duffy fans. Hope he has a nightmare and they go down in the play offs, joining those peasants from Grangemouth in League One.

I note that Bradford were beaten 3-1 at Accrington Stanley yesterday, a pretty torrid start to David Hopkin’s reign with 1 win, 2 draws and 6 defeats in his opening nine games. Coincidentally, not much has been seen of Colin Darroch on the forum recently.

McGurn sent off up at Elgin.

Is see the Belfast derby between Glentoran and Linfield’s on Sky Sports Football tomorrow night, and going by what I’ve read on Twitter, Conor Pepper seems to be having a great time over there. Always slim pickings for games to watch in the days before the international week kicks off so think I’ll tune in.