BishopBrennan

McKay looked to have all the potential in the world, but based on his time with us calling him a shiftless, gutless bastard would be very generous to him.

We've had an underachievers XI, so let's do the opposite. Players who you never rated when they first joined Morton but ended up surprising you. Scott Tiffoney is the player who jumps to my mind first. How he's played in the top flight for so long is still an absolute mystery to me. Even by the very low bar of professional football, he always struck me as being extraordinarily thick with a very one-dimensional game. Big Handsome Ricki Lamie is another one for a very different reason. He was very shaky in the first half of the League One season when he was playing at left back, but he turned out to be an excellent player.

Fuck it, I'll bite. Which 'element of the fanbase' are you referring to, why exactly would they be better following Celtic, and in what way are they of 'a similar ilk'?

We're really riding our luck here.

Domestic only.

Our set piece defending this season has been utterly abysmal.

There doesn't seem to be much excitement heading into this one. How would you line up for it?

I see six of the eight colt teams playing tonight were knocked out. Fucking bin them.

Partick*

It seems like that is exactly what has happened. He's had smoke blown up his arse by his agent and/or family and it's come back to bite him.

Bring Lamie home. Thanks.

A player who has just popped into my mind - Andy McLaren. His background and experiences are laid bare in his autobiography which I read years ago, he should have been nowhere near Morton. He's also someone who Jim McInally fucked over too.

Here's my XI as things stand: X Weatherson Shimmin Medou-Otye X X Tidser McLaren Quitongo Thomas Williams Okay yes, I'm cheating a bit by sticking Weatherson at right back, but it's my ball so it's my rules.