capitanus

It was that special school in Greenock. Y'know that one which Urnie the furnace dodger mentioned on his blog, when I first discovered Morton. When I was there the big blue bus still had your saliva on the windows.

Hey Sutcliffe, I don't tell you where to bury your corpses, so don't you tell me how to indulge my hobbies.

Funnily enough, when Zhivago made that statement that was who I thought about too. Granted he had talent however he couldn't be arsed for a big chunk of the time. In fact, its safe to say that him and his stereotypical 'alrighty' Australian personality are more popular for their off the Park actions (eg. being the friendly guy in the Jimmy Watt etc.) than he ever was for what he done on the park.

What has the size of elephant testicles got to do with anything? In fairness to your wank matter, I'm sure that he probably wouldn't fancy his chances against Souness. Gallus as fuck? Hehehe, I'll accept that as a complement. I'll stick that on the pile with the rest. Is that what your problem is? Is that why you decided to pick the wrong'un side? Seriously, quite a few people actually liked you on here before you revealed your true colours. I pity you nowadays.

Well, one of them is one of the hardest cunts in British Football history who could take on anyone without giving it a second thought, and the other is a cheeky chappie James Grady-like figure who made the big time and became idolised by complete Gormless cretins like yourself. Souness would annihilate him.

Aye very good:

I wouldnt. He demonstrates snake-like qualities, let him bounce around the diddy teams instead. He may get a big chance at some point somewhere, but he'll fuck that up too. He has all the makings of a real wrong'un.

Well, you seem to get burned every time you go online and act like a complete fud. So much so your new nickname shall be "Burnie". You odious double act with that creepy old reptile shall be known as "Urnie and Burnie" *Mods, can we please move this and related posts to the thread created for this dickhead.

No, that was Erasure. Aretha Franklin dueted with George Michael on 'I knew you were waiting'. I guess they'll have a reunion of sorts.

I seen this earlier at lunchtime and I thought "i'll bet that someone has been really crap at Photoshop today" and lo and behold I was right. :lol: Wow, you two fuckwits must think you have burned me with that.

I'm a bit lost here. Is that LinwoodTon's son?

They must be crap Celtic supporters if they don't even know their team is playing.

Celtic are crashing out of Europe at this very moment. LinwoodTon's family will be gutted.

The first part - aye okay. The second part - cheeky bastards. The rest of the West of Scotland has been getting bankrolled by Glasgow for at least the past century. Even longer. If Glasgow is shite then what on earth does that make Paisley? It's Dangleberry? Proof (if it was ever needed) that they 'awe hate weejies' but they can't live without us. Paisley = Glasgow's smelly wee brother.

On the subject of a generation of arseholes: http://www.the-gazette.co.uk/news/16411841.son-of-rangers-legend-warned-he-could-face-jail/

In fairness to Sir Walter, if I was in charge of them I would have made that a regular feature. I reckon that's what was wrong with LinwoodTons idol, Sally McMoist, that Souness never gave him a proper kicking when he was a young arsehole. Instead he became a role model for a generation or two of arseholes after him.

The proud descendents of Plato have a very good record against Scottish clubs. Who can possibly forget the 1994-5 season where they handed Rangers arse back on a platter twice with the ensuing meltdowns from the collective Scottish Media and also the memorable Chick Young & Walter Smith interview afterwards: https://youtu.be/T0DZ87Eupa0

Aw, bless'em. Calling them 'Loveable Rogues' is akin to saying that Fred West was a bit of a ladies man. Let's tell it like it is - they are a shower of bastards - and anyone who sings songs supporting Muslim terrorists are fuckin wrong'uns.

They have a large pro-Palestinian anti-Semitic element to their support.

The Harry Dunns are another step closer to inevitable Europa League mayhem and eventual humiliation by disposing of that Haribo mob 3-1 en route.

I thought that was VikingTons friends, the Roma Gypsies from Romania.

^^^I like this guy.

To be fair to the boy, I think it's hereditary.

I would dearly love for Rangers to get drawn in Europe against Legia Warsaw, and for a giant Tifo of Pope John Paul II to be unfurled in the stadium. Bedlam would ensue, with the Harry Dunn's getting kicked out of European competition for several years afterwards. I love Warsaw too. In fact Germany and Poland are my two favourite places in Europe. A couple of years back (2016) there was a big anniversary for Legia and they had an excellent exhibition in the city, which I found fascinating. The history of the City of Warsaw is breathtaking, a beautiful city which was reduced to rubble by the Nazis then lovingly rebuilt, the resolve of the Warsaw people in standing up to the occupying Nazi forces and the role that Legia support played in fighting against them. I reckon it would be a really livable city, and cheap to live there too. Polish Football may seem like a crock of shite when compared to the rest of Europe's bigger leagues, but I think that is one of their endearing qualities.

On the subject of crowd trouble, the Harry Dunn's marked their return to European competition recently by playing their first non diddy team in ages - Osijek of Croatia. Their 2-1 aggregate victory was overshadowed, although not widely reported, of the stabbing of two Osijek supporters before the game: https://www.mirror.co.uk/sport/football/news/rangers-fans-caught-up-violence-13023771 Edit to add: Read some of the comments here: http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16398308.police-scotland-deemed-rangers-match-which-saw-two-stabbed-to-be-low-risk/ Theyre blaming it all on Celtic supporters from Govan. :lol: