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Literally no one, except you, has even remotely suggested Dougie has changed his policy on playing youths, let alone on the basis of a one-man crusade by a deluded fantasist.

Dougie having a wee dig at an Eredivise superstar and Rob Rensenbrink prodigy

Brilliant news!

Should be fine according to BBC weather. Also no mention of a pitch inspection on the official website.

To be fair I think he was referring to personal abuse rather than simple booing or criticising.

I'm loathed to criticise Jai, but I don't agree that he did well when he came on. He never (or rarely) got passed his man and often lost procession. But of course I understand he's sill a bit off the pace and needs more game time to get back up to speed.

I have absolutely no idea how we didn't hump that rabble off the park today

I'm noticing that almost 10 minutes into the game there are still folk streaming in

I can't remember the last time I wanted to win a game this much.

So you mixed up Rob Ouwehand (a run-of-the-mill jobber) with Rob Rensenbrink (a world famous Dutch international and double World Cup finalist)? Sounds legit.

Yeah, but it isn't, it's in Zuid Holland. Something you should have known if you had lived there as you claimed You still cant spell it right... it's Zwijndrecht

Cool story bro, except Rotterdam, Brielle and Ooltgensplaat are in Zuid Holland, not Zeeland

I suspect that's not what he was saying

No, it doesn't prove anything, but it does cast a huge shadow of doubt over the validity of your cool story if you get the spelling of a town you claim to have worked in so badly wrong.

I lived in Nijmegen from 1996 till 2002. Never even been to Zwijndrecht but I still know how to spell it.

I know it's correct. Very surprised that someone who apparently worked there would get it so wrong though.

You would know then that it's spelled Zwijndrecht

And yet Goodwin claimed George fouled Holt, haha, fud! As I mentioned on P&B, Goodwin and many other managers who perpetuate the 'they're good at what they do' narrative are making the mistake of interpreting strength as 'aggression'. And while that's becoming lazy and tedious, it plays into our hands if they focus on that and overlook our undoubted quality.

Hahaha, almost certainly, aye

Have you sent Dougie an apology yet for your foul-mouthed insult laden rant you posted on here a few weeks ago?

Highlights are up. What a game!

I'm absolutely certain he saw your foul mouthed rant about him and has you marked down as a colossal bellend.

Sir Douglas...

That was fucking brilliant. Hope somebody's on suicide watch tonight for their co-commentator,

I'm slowly coming to the opinion that DOT is a very clever troll. If so, fair play to him as he's made us all out to be gullible twats, but if he isn't and a genuinely believes the shite he spouts on here, then he's more to be pitied than scorned.