Alan_Partridge_Ton

How is Dougie Vipond these days? I helped him open a leisure centre in Fort William in 1996.

Still open yeah. One of the few proper ‘local’ pubs left in Inverclyde.

Imperial leisure!

Stop deleting his posts you swine. Yeah, stop deleting his posts... you shit!

God I’ve missed you!

Evita!

That’s too high ... Every time… every time… time, you are near... near? Just like me… just like me… they long to be…close to you…why do…why do… why do…no that’s not working. Well you get the general idea. Thank you!

I’ve considered buying Morton outright.

No.

Yep. I drink at the Wanderers’ every Saturday. Was an enjoyable gathering of like minded Morton fans.

In off the red!

Where’s big Jed when you need him?

God that’s good.

Whoa!

Why do you want to have coffee with a stranger from a messageboard?

I’ve never been for a pint with you, as far as I’m aware, and I don’t want to.

What is it you think I’m scared of?

Because I have no interest in conversing with you, or anyone else on here, in private. If you want to say something to me, say it in public.

2 posts yet a reputation of -184. Marvellous!

The most humane way to execute a bird of prey would be.... death by firing squad.

Abso-bloody-exactly. I’d rather spend a day at Longstanton Spice Museum!

Agreed.

Screw yer Harry Kane, screw yer ‘Poch’, screw yer new stadium, and do not fuck with the Liverpool.

I don’t like Liverpool. But fuck Spurs. Good result.

Seen that, yeah, thought he was older as well. Shame.