Rhubarb Mess

My wife nagging.

Silence Bliss

You bad bastard boozy I was on the brink of buying stink bombs from e-bay Now drowned out by The Stranglers, come to think of it, if I put the speakers out the window that may drive them away. Edited to add, now the feckin tears have started, how can weans not hurt themselves without greetin. Volume has been raised again.

Weans screaming oot the back. Is it legal to gag them

They lived around the coast line, as Gulls where intented to do, so with our waterfront being developed they have been displaced, even the council have hired a Hawk handler (no its not Warrens wife) to keep them away from pottery strett, so its their fault. Ahhhh, I feel for you. Homosexuality. I said rarely, not never.

Yeeeeeeeeee Haaaaaaaaaaaaa. Well done the young men, good luck in the final.

blink: Why are we not cruel to be kind to fellow humans then, why not cull all the ones suffering and alleviate the problem. Why do we think we have the right to decide on another creature’s existence? The chicks that fall from the nest are not written off, this is one of the main reasons for gull attacks, protecting their young which have fallen from their nest. If it bothers you, contact Hessilhead Wildlife Sanctuary, Beith Tel: 01505502415, they will send out a local volunteer to collect the gull and attempt to rear it for release, but most people would rather see them dead. We spread enough diseases amongst ourselves and we already have plagues of rats, always have but you just don't see them Mibbe it's because I’m from a sea faring family that I have no ill will towards them although never have been a sailor myself I spent most of my youth on boats and Seagulls are generally ignored by ships crews. I also spent many a day walking around the docks when they were open to the public with my dog and we were continually dive bombed, but not once was either myself or my dog injured in any way, they very rarely strike, it is generally a warning. To finish, they are in no way my favourite animal, loud, greedy and evil looking bassas but they don't bother me in the slightest.

Superb light display. We need a really big one though to break the weather, give us more.

You can't do a Michael Jackson on them, that’s not fair. Some might argue that it’s the human population that needs to be subjected to a cull. As long as they start in Paisley I don't mind.

has no-one noticed that we have taken away most of their natural habitat, ie the old docks and shipbuilding. ffs sake they have to live somewhere. I have a very friendly one on my roof, although getting up at 04:30 is taking the pish. Live and let live, who said we had the monopoly on housing locations.