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  1. A week of utter failure for terrorists and their sympathisers was rounded off by Feyenoord joining Celtic in crashing out of a European competition, losing 5-1 to minnows Trencin over two legs. Meanwhile in the unparalleled clown-car setup known loosely as Polish ‘football’, all their remaining clubs got papped out of Europe last night. The most hilarious exit came from Legia Warsaw again, who got sworded by Dudelange from Luxembourg. Lastly, an in no way suspicious match in Leningrad saw a ten-man Zenit side overcome a 4-0 first leg defeat, beating Dinamo Minsk 8-1 after extra time.
  2. Scotland* wasn't the only country to have its championship winning side crash out of the Champions League in miserable failure last evening - Faoud 'the rat' Bachirou's Malmo could only muster a 0-0 draw with Hungarian permadiddies MOL Vidi and got papped out on the away goals rule. Meanwhile in the weekend's Allsvenskan fixtures, two goals in the last two minutes helped Ostersunds to a fourth straight win, lifting them up to 3rd in the table and into a qualifying spot for next season's Europa League. It's now ten league games undefeated for Brian Wake's Swedish cracks: fully eight of which have been swordings. * Ireland
  3. I’m sure Mark Russell will be looking forward to the crowds that Falkirk will attract for their four relegation six-pointers with Alloa this season. What a terrible, wee shame for him.
  4. It's all good 'bantz' until a furious 'Walter' starts battering one of his youth players in the changing room again.
  5. Their squads have done little but kick lumps out of folk on the park for years and their town is a horrible, crime-ridden hovel - once flattened by the Luftwaffe, they really shouldn't have bothered rebuilding it. Their fanbase is notorious for its anti-Semitic bigotry - not to mention smashing up the place whenever they get a day trip to civilisation: https://www.dw.com/en/feyenoord-fans-run-riot-in-rome/a-18271017 They're basically old, dead Rangers playing out of Clydebank.
  6. Dutch fallen giants Feyenoord - a horrible club and fanbase representing a hovel of a town - got drubbed 4-0 on a neutral venue by Slovak permadiddies AS Trencin this evening. What a terrible, wee shame for them.
  7. 'I'm looking for a fresh challenge in my career' would be a statement that everyone could consider reasonable and would leave little bitterness from our part. Instead he has taken a leaf out of Thomas 'King Snake' O'Ware's book by trying to stick the boot in over what is in playing terms a sideways move. Like O'Ware he has shown great disrespect to this once-proud club and for that reason he must be mercilessly hounded from pillar to post by The Famous until the end of his playing career.
  8. It's not a theory; it's a fact. The precipitous decline in Russell's performances at Morton took place after we started fannying about with his position. As the same morons want to do with Iredale; indeed McKeown has only in the door five minutes and there has already been talk of bunging him into left midfield. You'd think that having failed to secure a single left-back who was anything better than mediocre in donkeys' years would have Morton fans thinking twice about ruining decent prospects, but apparently not. And so the club gets the shan left backs that it truly deserves.
  9. That's twice in two days now so... in what way has Mark Russell actually 'believed his own hype' in his career so far? It's not as if he's been giving it the Billy big-baws on Twitter like Thomas 'King Snake' O'Ware, or getting plastered every week in the local night clubs like 'club legend' Peter Weatherson, Alex Wiliams or even a standard issue fanny like Dean Keenan. He's just not been at his best playing football recently and thought 'nah, it's mebbe time to move on from here'. The bulk of the blame for Russell's departure for practically hee-haw should lie with the parade of braying idiots in the Morton fanbase* who demanded that he play left midfield because 'he was really good going forward!!!', as well as the baldy slaphead in the dugout who saw it done. Last season we saw a left-back who was actually much better in terms of defensive play than Iredale but one that the majority of the fans couldn't stand watching anymore because he had lost all confidence going forward due to a positional change that the same morons called for in the first place. These are facts. * exhibit A: Colkitto** * who let's not forget also wailed at the club not resigning Willie ****ing Dyer for the left-back position just two seasons ago
  10. Meanwhile back in the Swedish domestic campaign, Malmo are currently languishing in 6th place in the Swedish top flight, some five points behind... Ostersunds FK, the club that King Snake left to further his serpentine career at the end of last season. Now under the influence of a certain Brian Wake as first team coach, the north Swedish cracks have suddenly racked up seven wins and a draw in their last 8 matches and sit fourth. Wake's former club IFK Lulea in stark contrast have been punished with failure, losing four of their last six games and sliding from runaway leaders to 5th placed also-rans in their own division. What can you say - he's just a fucking prodigy at this football management lark as well.
  11. Faoud 'King Snake' Bachirou gets an assist and a yellow card as his Malmo team slither to a draw at home to Hungarian permadiddy no-hopers Videoton in the CL play-off round.
  12. Your concern over this issue has been noted.
  13. That’ll be ‘Sir Gavin’ to you.
  14. On the topic of gubbins leagues, Poland has managed to surpass even its own usualy pathetic showing in the European game this week. The champions Legia Warsaw managed to get turfed out of the Champions League by Slovak 'cracks' Spartak Trnava - with an 8:1 disparity in the wages being a conservative guess in that matchup. Gornik Zabrze then followed that up in the Europa League by getting absolutely hounded 5-1 on aggregate by fellow Slovak outfit AS Trenčin. The Ekstraklasa runs in a country of 38 million inhabitants that is not particularly poor by European standards anymore; yet the likes of Cillian Sheridan and Ziggy Gordon are stalwarts in a title-challenging side in that basketcase setup. They would in fact be the laughing stock of European football if the folk on the piazzas of Milan etc. cared anywhere near as much about other countries' football as the Scottish media think they do.
  15. Yes, who can possibly forget that time when he... erm... did something or other, nobody really knows. 'He wasn't absolutely gubbins' is a much more accurate description than 'did a great job' then.
  16. Nice try, but the only person who has been reduced to a frothing mess by the experiences of the past decade has been McLaughlin, S. He's about as credible a 'wind-up merchant' as Zhivago.
  17. They really don't - unless he's devoting thirty minutes of reflection on his career of utter failure to being shouted at by the big, bad boo boys or having another meltdown about the club on social media.
  18. Those who wish to hear the unique sound of Swedish being spoken in a Teeside accent can hear an interview with Our Lord about his new job here: https://sverigesradio.se/sida/artikel.aspx?programid=98&artikel=6981015
  19. Brian Wake is appointed a first team coach at Swedish cracks Ostersunds FK: http://ostersundsfk.se/ian-burchnall-och-brian-wake-ny-i-ofks-tranarstab/
  20. O'Ware has shown great disrespect to The Famous and it is incumbent on this once-proud fanbase to do what it does best of all - mercilessly hounding someone into oblivion.
  21. The linked article to that story sheds some light on the situation: So what we can clearly see here are youth academy snakes getting upset because plucky Johan Johannson from the northern Swedish version of Braeside didn't have a role in Wake's divine plan to win the league because the latter is the actual point of a professional football club. And they'll be punished for this lack of support with enduring, miserable, failure. Rumours currently link this coaching prodigy to one of the vacant positions at Ostersunds, who lost their first team staff to Swansea a few weeks ago. I say Bring Him Home instead.
  22. Shocked and appalled to hear tales of Jim McInally being an absolute fucking snake tbh.
  23. Paul McGowan was also key to a seaside league title campaign and he's a reprehensible human being. It's almost as if a footballer's innate, snake-like qualities don't just disappear because they scored some important goals against plumbers and fishermen.
  24. McLaren? Russell? There have probably been more than two hundred first team players who have left the club in that time period: I'd say that comfortably 95% of them aren't snakes. Here's a brief cut-out-and-keep guide: Whine about being let go because you were gubbins and try to give it the big licks to the Morton fans when you score, before getting relegated anyway - snake (McLaughlin) Decide that you wish to turn down The Famous in order to pursue 'a different challenge' elsewhere (preferably getting relegated to the seaside leagues and then failing in the play-offs again) - snake (Barr, McManus, D.) Construct lies about the fanbase abusing you in front of your wife and weans because you need to desperately backpedal from your promise to resign having failed in the play-offs - King Snake (McInally) Scheme to knife a manager in the back so you can get to take over the post despite having no credible qualifications or experience for the role - King Snake (Grady, McManus, A.) If you are in doubt as to whether a player is a snake, consult the above checklist. If any of them apply, he's probably a snake.
  25. Unless you're also planning to out McLaren as the source of spurious nonsense about the towering Irish centre back he was working with then you haven't quite achieved full Zhivago. Remember kids - knowing and then grassing in your footballer contacts is the key to living with the stars.
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