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  1. Crap town, crap team, dreadful manager so not the wisest bet he ever made. So, who would win out of a swedge between the Grimsby Hit Squad and your imaginary mates, The Brixton Reggae Soul Bois?
  2. Grimsby have got away matches against Blackpool and Accrington Stanley coming up fairly soon.
  3. Ride were a strange band back then, I don't think they were a band that anyone was "into" in a big way like The Stone Roses etc. They were more a band that people had a passive liking towards because they had a few catchy songs like 'Taste', 'Twisterella' and 'Leave them all behind'. One band that I loved in my teens from the same genre were Lush. They have recently refomed and touring the USA, I have been listening to them a lot again recently, this has to be their finest moment: https://youtu.be/UHRyODdneds
  4. I think that would have been a fun pre-season evening. That particular corner of Glasgow's East End is bandit country. It where all the showfolk live when they aren't littering the highways and byways.
  5. LinwoodNonce -72 Bad. Does anyone see history repeating itself here?
  6. Congratulations to Edward Bollocks for reaching this landmark; and to VikingTon for bringing home the glory on behalf of the clique. Also, well done to all who contributed. Good work, lads.
  7. I think that his dickhead mate or alter-ego - Evapor8 - will also know that he's onto plums if he thinks he's a match for the clique. Good work all round, lads.
  8. -993 Bad Not long now until the -1000. I wonder who will get the honours?
  9. Funnily enough, I've never thought to count how many words I digest between Pies. Or indeed, realised I even digested any between Pies. I prefer my Pies to have a shortcrust pastry instead of a puff pastry, and I never eat whilst at my keyboard either. I should offer you the same advice to spare you from dribbling your Spaghetti Hoops everywhere. Anyway, I digest - I mean digress - have another red dot, Dickhead.
  10. Too long, didn't read. Red dot anyway, dickhead.
  11. To paraphrase LinwoodNonce: Chortle, chortle! Ho! Ho! Ho! Etc. You mentioned the word "pie". Time for another failed attempt to crack a joke.... And I was right. Still, more red dots for your collection. You've now got more red dots than a teenager with chickenpox. Always a pleasure
  12. Personally I blamed the Atheists out there. If you lot prayed a wee bit more often, maybe the world wouldn't be such a horrible place full of non believers short changing white people .
  13. Mair red dots for a dickhead. He's making it harder for LinwoodNonce to catch up with him.
  14. Praise the lord!! Another convertion!! GiRUY Senior Rasta! Our God reigns!!
  15. Sort out the bit in bold, and you are on the right track. You can even start out lightly, like one of those happy clappy kind of churches you get in the USA, but I definitely think you are in the right place if you want to be a right-wing christian. Don't take no shit from anyone. :D
  16. Funnily enough, I never partake in communion wine. However, have another red dot for your collection, dickhead.
  17. A lot of it is to do with Social Mobility. A lot of would-be "Atheists" have 5 stars tattooed on their necks and own devil-dugs.
  18. You got groomed by a grown man. Have a red dot, dickhead.
  19. senior Rasta, I will always be amongst the first on here to say that I have my fair share of prejudices and I will admit that Asian Shopkeepers*, Romanian Beggars, Taxi Driving Rapists*, Terrorist Scumbags* and their supporters* are not my favourite kinds of people. Unlike many on here, I am not afraid to state this opinion but no doubt that there will be several on here that will concur with this way of thinking, that is those who are not Belgian Oompa Loompas suffering from Victim-by-proxy syndrome. *they all seem to be Muslims this weather, dont they? Any Muslims, Romanians, Homosexuals who are offended by my comments on here are welcome to challenge me, in the meantime they'll just have you, Nasty Linda and CHC fighting their smelly wee corner. did ye, aye? I don't seem to see you rushing to condemn Queen of Sheba for her appalling bigoted comments though? Even a lot of the 'bad lads' on here have rightly been outraged, but not you. Funny that, isn't it? You probably agree with her, that's why. Of course I'm not that keen on them, especially as they are normally grown men who are forever salivating about how they detest Catholic children being able to go to school. They are entitled to thier beliefs, i will always state that, but you don't expect me to seriously like a sector of people who wish to persecute and discriminate against Catholics.
  20. When did I ever do anything you told me to do? Red dot again, dickhead.
  21. That's you, you sad wanker. Red dot again, Nonce.
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