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You should have provided your own red dot, but fortunately I brought extra, dickhead.

It occurs to me that Stef looks a great deal like actor Thomas Middleditch.

Totally forgot Flanagan played for us.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle but it's a short career and I don't really blame any player who takes the money. Nem de geld.

I'm sure Barry chose Raith coz of the two year deal, which is fair enough. McManus' decision I can also understand but he's still a complete fanny.

Genuinely amazed that Jonathan Page made team of the year. He was absolutely dire for us. Can't remember who it was we were playing but I vividly remember him ducking away from a cross and we then conceded from it.

Fred may (allegedly) be a snake but that's quite the career he's made for himself. A pretty stunning rise for that club, too. They made their second division debut last season and their top flight debut the year after, and now they're Cup winners as well.

Then explain the life-sized statue of him outside Blundell Park.

Gunning in line for the player-manager position according to BBC Sport, The Guardian, and the Daily Mail.

Beautiful, brave boys.

Poor show, allegedly, if true* *allegedly

How did they do that? (Allegedly)

It was for a friend's wedding, he grew up there. It was actually at a country hotel a few miles outside but the whole area was pretty great. Flew into Knock, very scenic drive over.

The only place I've been on the island of Ireland was Castlebar and I thought it was brammer.

I would ask what you were doing looking in the bushes, but...

LOL "If you didn't see @seancrighton26's goal in person", nobody saw it in person because Airdrie and Livingston are moribund pseudo-clubs with no fucking fans.

I care, it's a pretty interesting story, a sad one too - a guy with the world at his feet, 16 caps for his country, played in the top flight in England and Russia, now living in a council house and lifting jackets. The fact that he spent a few disastrous months at Cappielow just adds to it.

You have to feel bad for the guy in a way, just totally ill-equipped for the life he had. He was probably wearing some of the stolen gear when the police showed up.

The Record doorstepped him about this when it first came out: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/cops-quiz-former-scotland-star-9354867 Fast forward 12 hours and the police were, indeed, at his door, eh.

Clubs don't sign Gavin Gunning on loan. Gavin Gunning temporarily acquires clubs.

He did well to keep the score down, all the goals were someone else's fault. Beautiful, brave boy.

That's yon Real Sociedad youth who went from East Fife to Dundee. I knew there was something too good to be true about him, and there it is. If it was some guy plucked from Lochee who made those kind of challenges, the pundits would be saying "oh, that's Scottish defending right there, no technique, it's all physical, hanging's too good for him." Because he's Spanish he got a pretty healthy deal at a Premiership club off the back of some half-decent performances for what basically amounts to a minging pub team.

Objectively speaking, McKee is alright. By the standards of our actual midfield, though, he is absolute dung and wouldn't merit Tidser's spot on the bench, much less a starting berth. He could set Scullion up for all manner of Development League goals, but beyond that he's better suited to an inferior side like "Falkirk".

I don't bear him any ill-will at all, but still, it'll be quite funny relegating both the scum and "Ayr."