Stevie Aitken's Love Child

The one action of the snake's that I don't have issue with. Joke of a competition which deserves to be treated with the level of contempt which he did.

Now that's a job I could see Jim Duffy being interested in.

That's no age at all. Remember him well, biggest memory being him getting a couple of teeth knocked out in a head clash away at Airdrie. He was a fully committed defender, pretty sure he even had the nickname Psycho.

You're not thinking about Charlie Telfer's move from Rangers by any chance are you?

Ayr have knocked back a £150k bid from an unnamed English club for Lawrence Shankland.

Really happy to see him get back into the game, I hope he can get back to something resembling his previous form as he was a decent wee player.

Shankland to score 20 this season I reckon. Looked a completely different player in the highlights from last week to the one we had the season before last.

Scott Tiffoney should be very aware of this situation, as I'm sure his brother was in this position with Ayr a couple of years back, and had to play amateur with Alloa as Ayr wouldn't budge on compensation.

Connor Brennan has signed for Brechin City for next season.

That accent is hilarious. Great move for him though.

Grant Adam has signed for Dumbarton.

I had no idea. Fair play to him, I did hear that he was a highly regarded keeper coach.

So Colin Stewart (aye him) has joined the Rangers backroom staff as goalkeeping coach.

Does it for the love of the game you know. Doesn't need to work.

If Jim is over his injuries then I reckon he'll end up back in Scottish football. I'll ask his wife, she works in the same place as me...

In other news, it's 1-1. Scott McDonald equalises.

Aye they do. Dunfermline are definitely winning.

I fail to see what he did wrong really. Just me?

Cheers does a perfectly passable pint of Tennent's for just £2 (two pounds), but you do need to wade through a river of pish to use the toilet.

If it's not Jonathan Toto, we riot.

Don't think so, he knocked back a new deal at Livingston, and spent a while training with St Mirren, but not heard anything about him since.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/41570863 There's a name from the past. Hardly recognised him with short hair.

True, but in general, it wouldn't be a bad deal.

I would not be unhappy with this.