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I see that Ricki Lamie has told Dundee where to poke their pre-contract and signed another 2 year deal with Motherwell.

They've already released 10, Charlie Telfer amongst them, with others ending their loans. Seems to be a suggestion that McGlynn will be taking a few with him from Raith.

Not an ex player, but Michael Garrity has scored the opening goal for Annan in their play-off semi final 1st leg against Forfar.

Seen someone mentioning this on Facebook the other day. It was pretty much inevitable I thought after she took on that other job a few months ago.

As far as I am aware, and I stand to be corrected if wrong, but she has always been part time in her role with Morton. There is a hall of fame mural type thing along the corridors of the main stand, as you go past the Boardroom. It's not exactly anything big mind you. While we're at it, that big wall outside Cappielow, between the Main Stand and Cowshed turnstiles, is rife for a big sign, or maybe some street art or something.

Was reading on twitter that Erik Paartalu is now a free agent after leaving Bengaluru in India. Given his family ties to the local area, how long before he gets linked with a move back to Morton?

He's also on the Morton board, and is a new father. I dare say he wanted to be able to have some free time for his family.

I'm sure there's a machine at the shops on Sinclair Street. It's definitely going to catch people out though as you say. I very rarely carry anything over a tenner these days.

I bought last season's home top and can't fault it, personally. Which is an issue in itself, they shouldn't constantly be different from top to top the way that they are. I think it's time to go back to a proper supplier from next season. Hummel Morton tops with the shevrons on the sleeve would be smashing.

It really is horrendous watching a David Hopkin team. To think he would probably still be here if he hadn't done the 'noble' thing and walked out to save player's contracts (and if you believe that, you'll believe anything).

You'd hope that means that a replacement is in the offing. Someone fully dedicated to media/online content.

Yes it's been public knowledge for a little while now.

Stefan McCluskey has joined Forfar. Had heard he had a potentially career threatening injury at Dumbarton last season.

As does Sam Ramsbottom after his 3 month spell there last season.

Dunfermline have apparently accepted a bid of £50k for Declan McManus from TNS. Paying actual cash money for Declan McManus. Wild.

Michael Doyle has been named as the League 2 player of the year. Bizarre

Weird, tried posting on my phone and it said it wasn't posting, so tried a couple of times.

While it is admirable to see players pitching in and helping out at such a tough time for a team-mate, it really is a shambles that football clubs aren't forced to have injury insurance for their players.

Announced with this signing video. I'm not sure if it's cringe, or funny as fuck, but I like it.

Robert Thomson has signed for Stenhousemuir following his release by Alloa.

I noticed that Smith's are having a clearout of pretty much all of their Morton stuff. Clearing the decks for a new supplier coming in I wonder? https://www.smithsofgreenock.co.uk/Sale-c58325254

You just know that he'll be roundly criticised by people who don't know what they're talking about for moving to the MLS, but that's a great move for him, and certainly a step up from Kilmarnock. Good luck to him.

Nicky Cadden apparently being linked with a deadline day move to Oxford United, where his brother Chris was on loan last season.

It better just be 12 pictures of David Marshall.