Alan_Partridge_Ton
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The cafe btw. What a **** hole that place is
Can I just shock you? I like The Cafe.
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Another season with the Harry Dunn's winning **** all.
Aberdeen... that’s a goal! And another!
Do you like my footballs?
I’ve got two goals, you’ve got none!
Rangers have failed to make Progres!
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Morton don't need Drug Pushers.
God I’ve missed you.
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I absolutely despise REM. Night Swimming should be played on a continual loop as a form of psychological torture.
Don’t you ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever, ever say something like that again!
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Tinder for this pish.
No? Neither do I. Thank you.
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Coming out of retirement. Even Dumbarton can make signings.
Sad
Would you like to go for a pint?
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Not really an ex player, he signed a new contract with us.
Gigi, can I just stop you there....
I like wine.
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It was such a good strike they're counting it in the league as well.
Boof! Eat my goal.
And another!
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RIP thread.
Mods - it’s not rocket science. Just move the endless s***e to a single thread elsewhere.
RIP thread. Cone but not forgotten!
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Oh dear Stevie boy, for an aspiring historian you have a pretty poor grasp of what constitutes a fact. Niall Ferguson you ain’t. If you are too thick to convince us mere mortals on here about the strength of your case then that Pan Slav thesis of yours must be a real dogs breakfast.
How do you know this stuff about someone from a message board who doesn’t post under their real name?
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Or an Iron Man’s idea of a fact. What games did he miss when he was on strike, what were the conditions attaching to the cancellation of his contract and how long did the negotiations for that take?
Ed de Ball as I live and breath.
You were suspended from here for making racist comments.
God bless your racist soul!
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I like Tyson Fury.
I wouldn't let him tarmac my driveway or buy lucky white heather from him, but he's good entertainment in a "d'yee like dags?" Sort of way.
Beamish!
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Badly tarmacc-Ed drives (in this country)
And Beamish!
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Oh dear, looks like Eric the doddery old fantasist's mask has slipped. A seething, racist mess: what would the other executives in the Emirates hospitality suite think?
Sad!
The Emirates?
My advice to Ed would be don’t go to London never mind the Emirates.
Go to London! I guarantee you'll either be mugged or not appreciated. Catch the train to London, stopping at Rejection, Disappointment, Backstabbing Central and Shattered Dreams Parkway!
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Nobody cares about a snake Irish tinker.
Ders more to Oireland, dan diss!
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Tom Petty won't come around here no more.
A shame. One of the greats.
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R.E.M. - Accelerate (album)
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Curiosity Killed The Cat - Down to Earth
Level 42 - The Chinese Way
Little bit of Einstein a Go-Go at the moment, one of my fav artists of this quad decade era.
A smashing band recommended to me by good pal Tony Hadley who I enjoy archery with on occasion, ABC. The Lexicon of Love 2 is massively entertaining, no Poison Arrow in it, but a grower.
There's a reason you're only North Norfolk's second favourite DJ. That choice of music is sa-aaaaaa-ad.
And rumour is, your back on the boddle!
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Thread About Ex Player
in General Morton Chatter
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A direct free kick. James ‘Jimmy’ Gourlay. 20th minute. Foot like a traction engine!