vikingTON Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 https://www.mctsportsdinner.co.uk/lite-ui/?controller=tickets This type of event is normally in the ‘not for me Jeff’ category anyway, but I see that we’ve really doubled down on the ‘fitba da’ target audience this time round. Presumably all the great captains of journalism like Gordon Parks and the Poundland Pulitzer at the Tele were too busy washing their hair that night, which is why Des ‘Gormless’ McKeown eventually got the nod. Cue hours of Hovis-themed anecdotes from ‘Roughie and Andy’ about that week in December when Morton were top of the league, and bottomless, mealy mouthed platitudes all round about what a sleeping giant we are right now. VT viewer verdict: worse than an evening with Eddie Cairney. The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 MCT Sporting Dinner 2020 When: Saturday 4th April 2020 6pm for 6.30pm Location: Greenock Town Hall Description: Morton Club Together Sports Dinner in support of Morton Youth Academy and MCTHosted by Peter Martin with guests Alan Rough and Andy Ritchie to discuss "that free kick" Main Speaker Des McKeown 3 course meal with tea and coffee. Tea and coffee! Tea and coffee! You robot! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Andy Ritchie is my absolute Morton hero but VT's spot on here, better nights are to be had at home with toothache. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 https://www.mctsportsdinner.co.uk/lite-ui/?controller=tickets This type of event is normally in the ‘not for me Jeff’ category anyway, but I see that we’ve really doubled down on the ‘fitba da’ target audience this time round. Presumably all the great captains of journalism like Gordon Parks and the Poundland Pulitzer at the Tele were too busy washing their hair that night, which is why Des ‘Gormless’ McKeown eventually got the nod. Cue hours of Hovis-themed anecdotes from ‘Roughie and Andy’ about that week in December when Morton were top of the league, and bottomless, mealy mouthed platitudes all round about what a sleeping giant we are right now. VT viewer verdict: worse than an evening with Eddie Cairney. Tea and coffee! Tea and coffee! You robot! Andy Ritchie is my absolute Morton hero but VT's spot on here, better nights are to be had at home with toothache. Greenies all round, Gentlemen. As you were. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Alan_Partridge_Ton Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Tea and coffee! Tea and coffee! You robot! You blonde bastard! ... from the future! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
bazooka Posted February 20, 2020 Share Posted February 20, 2020 Peter Martin is a superb host. Sharp as a tack. Des McKeown was very good at a previous one I was at too. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Des McKeown boils my piss. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
irnbru Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 At the end of the day, like them or not, the events are popular and can make 5 figure profits so hopefully they make a success of it. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 This whole Ritchie thing is actually embarrassing now. I don't want to have a go at the guy as such, but ultimately he had a very limited career and is very far from a witty raconteur. He's neither got stories nor a personality, yet at every fuckin opportunity he's wheeled out to a big fanfare as if we should all be surprised and awed about it. AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 I've no interest in hearing about Ritchie which has pretty much been the case for about two decades now. Booooooooring. "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
The Bewilderedbeast Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 https://static.gmfc.net/uploads/2020/02/GMFC-SportsDinner_web_925x581_acf_cropped.jpg Spot the mistake, I always thought we wore blue Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 https://static.gmfc.net/uploads/2020/02/GMFC-SportsDinner_web_925x581_acf_cropped.jpg Spot the mistake, I always thought we wore blue Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
GiGi Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 That's a riddy tbh. Peter Weatherson is the greatest player since Ritchie, and should be assigned 'chairman for life' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 https://static.gmfc.net/uploads/2020/02/GMFC-SportsDinner_web_925x581_acf_cropped.jpg Spot the mistake, I always thought we wore blue What do you mean?All I see is a ball and part of a football boot with a fuzzy stadium in backgroun ETA I must be having another episode of stupidity, what am I not getting here? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 Nevermind, I was being ultra stupid. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TheGoon Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 ...How does that even happen? Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 ...How does that even happen? I am assuming, based on no evidence whatsoever, that they got a freelancer off Fiverr to do this, and his/her spellchecker kicked in. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 EXCLUSIVE: leaked new logo design Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_M Posted February 21, 2020 Share Posted February 21, 2020 https://static.gmfc.net/uploads/2020/02/GMFC-SportsDinner_web_925x581_acf_cropped.jpg Spot the mistake, I always thought we wore blue Becoming more convinced that we have actually offered a contract to the Iraqi. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted February 22, 2020 Share Posted February 22, 2020 Des McKeown boils my piss. Not keen on any of the Bay City Rollers. They're a bunch of Stoat-the-baws. They'll get caught eventually. *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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