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From the fake Morton supporters forum:

 

In total there are 21 users online :: 2 Registered, 0 Hidden and 19 Guests

Most users ever online was 88 on Fri Dec 27, 2019 12:30 am

Registered Users: LinwoodTON, willyTon

 

 

In comparison here is the messageboard for proper Morton supporters :

150 users are online (in the past 15 minutes)

14 members, 130 guests, 6 anonymous users (See full list)

 

ETA:

 

Another week, another porking from your favourite Porky banger. You must love it in you. :P

 

Oink, oink, oink. :lol: :lol:

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You know I hate every pop star that I ever met.

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I see that the 'point and laugh' forum are still scrambling for relevance by going on about percentages of members etc. Who actually cares. Everyone knows that they've probably only got a handful of genuine members at best and the rest are just multiple aliases.

 

An absolute 'swing and miss' effort.

 

Whilst we are on the subject of statistics, here is one for 'wee Andy' aka 'Weemanton' - your silly wee messageboard only had one post during the actual game, which was this nonsense drivel from that repulsive 'folk that stutter etc' character whom I apparently mock:

 

MORTON V ARBROATH - Page 2 Empty Re: MORTON V ARBROATH Yesterday at 3:04 pm

LinwoodTON

LinwoodTON

Posts : 400

Join date : 2019-11-17

Location : Linwood

We've moved up a place in the league after Queens opened the scoring away to Dunfermline.

 

 

Now, that's embarrassing. :lol: :lol:


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Due to unforeseen circumstances today's half time announcements never went ahead. Safe to say that your favourite Morton forum is miles ahead and will be for some considerable time. :D :thumbup2:


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He has now password protected his silly wee website in a huff. What a wee shame. :lol: :lol:

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He has now password protected his silly wee website in a huff. What a wee shame. :lol: :lol:

I noticed that. Be under no illusion why he’s done this. It’s so people are tempted to register for it and he’ll have their personal details. Sinister.

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I noticed that. Be under no illusion why he’s done this. It’s so people are tempted to register for it and he’ll have their personal details. Sinister.

Hmmm, I thought it was because him, QuickDraw and Weemanton have all got the disease and were having to self isolate too.

 

 

It is sinister indeed.

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Who is Gordon Todd?

He is known as Toddy to his friends.

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Who is Gordon Todd?

When you boys fall out you fall out for life.

 

Only posted here so I could be last man on all forum sections.

 

That's how bored I am.

 

Can't wait for Capjamie to load up my red dot total, might go top of the league.

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Hiya Gordon, hiya pal. :D

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When you boys fall out you fall out for life.

 

Only posted here so I could be last man on all forum sections.

 

That's how bored I am.

 

Can't wait for Capjamie to load up my red dot total, might go top of the league.

Lord Volvic as I live and breathe! Have you Etta Crouton lately?

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That will be Game, Set and Match here I suppose. :lol: :lol:

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2 hours ago, Alan_Partridge_Ton said:

God I’ve missed you!

How was Dundee? Did you remember your shoes this time? 

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You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! 


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4 hours ago, BishopLenBrennan said:

How was Dundee? Did you remember your shoes this time? 

No, but I did remember to take a plentiful supply of a certain prism based chocolate bar!

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On 6/27/2020 at 9:58 PM, Alan_Partridge_Ton said:

No, but I did remember to take a plentiful supply of a certain prism based chocolate bar!

Have you noticed there is less triangles in a Toblerone nowadays. 

 

Absolutely disgusting. 

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What happened to the other forum? I enjoyed the occasional visit, if only to witness multiple personality disorder in full flow.

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They are self-isolating.  Indefinitely.

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On 5/12/2020 at 4:54 PM, capitanus said:

He has now password protected his silly wee website in a huff. What a wee shame. :lol: :lol:

Don’t laugh, you’ve broken your neck!

Wonder whatever became of Gordon and Ernie? Their website is a dead duck!

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1 hour ago, Alan_Partridge_Ton said:

Don’t laugh, you’ve broken your neck!

Wonder whatever became of Gordon and Ernie? Their website is a dead duck!

Whatever happened to QuickDraw, WeeManTon, Johnny Bravo and all the others too?

Maybe they've all gone to drive the Honda Jazz in the sky.


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