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I've set up semi final polls before we whittle it down to the final 25, which is the most I can put in a single poll question.

 

A few things to note;

 

  • Players are first considered as former (or current) Rangers players than anything else (Steven Pressley for example could've appeared under any category) as a separate Rangers poll was initially suggested.
  • Rangers are considered under their 1872-2012 and their 2012-present day guise in this instance, in spite of them not being the same club.
  • After that, players are considered as former (or current) Celtic players than being linked to provincial clubs.
  • Jim Goodwin is the only exception, such was the insignificance of his spell at Celtic.
  • There are no limits to the amount of votes.
  • You have until 00:00 on Thursday 18th July for semi final votes to be counted.
  • Given the amount of candidates under each category, there will be eleven from the Rangers category and seven from each of the others moving onto the final.
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The split actually makes it tough. Walter Smith, Bertie Auld and Keevins, for now. Had totally forgotten about Auld, but every time he appears on the telly he outs himself as a massive throbber.

 It should allow you to pick as many as you want, but aye, I absolutely agree about Bertie Auld. Horrible, horrible little man.

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 It should allow you to pick as many as you want, but aye, I absolutely agree about Bertie Auld. Horrible, horrible little man.

 

Ahh...should have just added a "select all". If Smith's the epitome of all that's wrong with Rangers*, Auld is his equivalent at Celtic. Two cheeks of the same rotten arse.

 

Edit: That sort of implies there might be things that aren't wrong with them. That was not my intention at all...

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Woo-hoo look at me, I read the Guardian.

Impressing no-one champ. Rasta Senior fucked off ages ago.

 

 

What an angry gimp. :lol:

 

I stipulated where he works because there are two Scottish sports journalists called Ewan Murray, and also a player currently of Raith of the same name.  :1eye:

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What an angry gimp. :lol:

 

I stipulated where he works because there are two Scottish sports journalists called Ewan Murray, and also a player currently of Raith of the same name.  :1eye:

 

Can I assume it's the Hearts supporting golf fan to whom you're referring? From reading his Twitter, he's an utter bellend.

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Can I assume it's the Hearts supporting golf fan to whom you're referring? From reading his Twitter, he's an utter bellend.

 

Aye that one. Takes every opportunity to put down Scottish football he can. An utter helmet of a man.

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Seeing as we can vote for as many candidates as we want, I went for the following to progress from their heats:

 

Rangers (d.) - Brown; Jardine; Smith; Traynor

Celtic (disappointingly weak field) - Lennon; Provan

Others: Jackson; Keevins

 

Regretting that Alec Totten, John Lambie and sash-bash specialist and ‘Forfar fairytale’ loser Dick ‘dick’ Campbell didn’t all spring to mind sooner tbh.

The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before..

 

So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are

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Seeing as we can vote for as many candidates as we want, I went for the following to progress from their heats:

Rangers (d.) - Brown; Jardine; Smith; Traynor

Celtic (disappointingly weak field) - Lennon; Provan

Others: Jackson; Keevins

Regretting that Alec Totten, John Lambie and sash-bash specialist and ‘Forfar fairytale’ loser Dick ‘dick’ Campbell didn’t all spring to mind sooner tbh.

Don’t really want to make any alterations to it as I’ve already established the weightings for each category but I have to make an exception for Alex Totten because I fucking depise him. Lambic and Campbell, whilst worthy candidates, miss out I’m afraid.

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I'm actually mostly indifferent to the majority of the non-OF pot. One of the big downers from the lack of regular games against St Mirren over the last decade is that there's not really be a chance for a right good hate figure or two to emerge.

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on’t really want to make any alterations to it as I’ve already established the weightings for each category but I have to make an exception for Alex Totten because I fucking depise him. Lambic and Caml, whilst worthy candidates, miss out I’m afraid.

Alex Totten was assistant manager of the Harry Dunn's during their 'Big Jock' era.

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Alex Totten was assistant manager of the Harry Dunn's during their 'Big Jock' era.

Steven Thompson took the 25th and final place in the Rangers category, so Totten comes under the final category by default.

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Celtic omissions: Wank McAvennie, Paul McStay, Tommy Craig, Frank McGarvey, Simon Donnelly and his wife, Jackie McNamara.

 

Rangers glaring omission: The Cheeky Chappie and friend of 'thu Eeeeeeeze-dales' (and therefore definitely the next Morton manager BTW), Super Arsehole Muck Hoist. His son, who announced he didn't want to play for Scotland could have made the list too if he had an actual playing career instead of fuck all.

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