Malt Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 A; Because the Cafe is a s***ehole and unlike ,say, Zhivago, I have no interest in sooking up to washed-up has-been footballers. Next stupid question please. Which translated is, without your keyboard your arse would collapse. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TONofmemories Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 The Italians do love a T Super tbf TIME FOR CHANGE! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) Which translated is, without your keyboard your arse would collapse. Good one m8. Remind me how often you have followed up your weekly tantrums on here about how s***e the full-backs are with a face to face interview? I'm sure Rory McKeown would love to hear from you outside Cappielow's gates at 5:15; IIRC he's a bit of a tank but I'm sure he'd go easy on you after a few minutes of delivering a good bleaching. Or perhaps it's a case of one rule for you and another when the honour of your beloved 'Hagi' is besmirched by some inconvenient facts. Edited October 21, 2018 by vikingTON The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 It's actually not, which is why Italians even prefer Tennents Super to their locally produced swill. That's because they like to get jaked off beer, not because Super tastes good. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Tubes Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Good one m8. Remind me how often you have followed up your weekly tantrums on here about how s***e the full-backs are with a face to face interview? I'm sure Rory McKeown would love to hear from you outside Cappielow's gates at 5:15; IIRC he's a bit of a tank but I'm sure he'd go easy on you after a few minutes of delivering a good bleaching. Or perhaps it's a case of one rule for you and another when the honour of your beloved 'Hagi' is besmirched by some inconvenient facts. And the full backs are still an upgrade on last year tbh. Tumiltys pace and just actually going forward shows why we need him there at the moment. The Hagi love in is a strange one overall. Bang average at best player for us. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Ray Von Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 It's actually not, which is why Italians even prefer Tennents Super to their locally produced swill.You’ve talked some shite on here, but this is right up there. 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopBrennan Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 Peroni is nice, if slightly overrated. It's completely ruined by the dickheads that tend to drink it. You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted October 21, 2018 Share Posted October 21, 2018 (edited) Peroni is too perfumey. Tastes nice for a few sips but a pint of it is hard work. I prefer beer to be bitter, hoppy tasting. Carlsberg, for all that it's mass produced, cheap and possibly one of the least trendy drinks out there, is the perfect Lager to me. Edited October 21, 2018 by capitanus *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Carlsberg, the UK 3.8% version, is indeed well-balanced. Peroni is good with pizza. (Here you can get it in six-packs but it's only ever on draft in Italian restaurants.) Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
forfarton Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 We're at Ross County next week. However, Queen of the South do play Falkirk then. Maybe doing a bit of scouting as we have them next week. Take it Gary Harkins is out injured? Was surprised to see him at Cappielow yesterday, rather than at the QoS game... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Toby Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 We're at Ross County next week. However, Queen of the South do play Falkirk then. We’re at Queen of the South a week on Tuesday. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dunning1874 Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 You’ve talked some s***e on here, but this is right up there. That's true: Tennents Super is extremely popular in Italy. As it should be everywhere, because it's excellent. Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Brian Wake my Lord, Brian Wake Oh Lord, Brian Wake Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Dunoon_Ton Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Peroni is too perfumey. Tastes nice for a few sips but a pint of it is hard work. I prefer beer to be bitter, hoppy tasting. Carlsberg, for all that it's mass produced, cheap and possibly one of the least trendy drinks out there, is the perfect Lager to me. Carlsberg, the UK 3.8% version, is indeed well-balanced. Peroni is good with pizza. (Here you can get it in six-packs but it's only ever on draft in Italian restaurants.) Hawd the bus.............Carlsberg................good!? This is top trumps of the biggest guff ever talked on this forum. I wouldn't wash my car with that stuff "He's not the messiah........He's a very naughty boy!.............Now P*ss Off!" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BluebirdTon Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 If there was ever a cue to close a thread... The Ton Survived & Your Pipe Dream Died 18th September 2014 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jamie_M Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Dumbarton release a poem to mark the arrival of Duffy. And it's rotten, so quite fitting. https://www.dumbartonfootballclub.com/whitesmoke/ https://www.bbc.co.uk/sport/football/45935034 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
EanieMeany Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Dumbarton are an absolute tragedy of a club. AWMSC Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Is that what epitome means? To be fair I quite like the ambiguous wings simile at the end. I've read a lot worse, even this week. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cappiecat 1.2 Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Terrible, the closing lines especially. Avoirdupois... get yerself tae fvck mister poet in residence. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
good guy Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 Kevin Rustybits announced as new Stirling Albion manager. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BishopBrennan Posted October 22, 2018 Share Posted October 22, 2018 I always thought that Peaso would end up as player/manager or something along those lines at Stirling. He's been there a while and has all his coaching badges. You address me by my proper title, you little bollocks! Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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