vikingTON Posted November 18, 2016 Share Posted November 18, 2016 Redward talking to himself again I see. 1 The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LargsTON Posted November 18, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 18, 2016 Oops, thought red dots were the equivalent of wafers not an indication of a Cardinal Sin. Fanny! 4 1 "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post LargsTON Posted November 19, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 19, 2016 Commonly known as VT's prayer. Won't be long til Christmas when Santa comes in his big red suit, with Rudolph and his big red nose to your house with a big bag of red dots for you; taking you past the magical 1000 barrier before the Queens message. 4 1 "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Aiming for 1690 though with your track record I won't ask you to bet on it! Reeeeeeeeeealllllly? As anyone who is friends with me on Facebook will know I've recently won a small fortune. You lose again. 1 "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LargsTON Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Congratulations, all differences aside. Now just get on with the preparation of your DFR buy out bid. I'll make an offer next week but it's about as realistic as your executive box at the Emirates. 2 2 "CORNBEEF IS A BELLEND" Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Congratulations, all differences aside. Now just get on with the preparation of your DFR buy out bid. Aiming for 1690 though with your track record I won't ask you to bet on it! Commonly known as VT's prayer. Ah well it beats having your blood replaced with communion wine and your brain cryogenicslly frozen which, judging from your posts on this thread so far, is what seems to have happened to you. Still, if you incant 6 paternosters and 5 Hail Mary's all will be well and your odious racist hate filled posts on here will all be forgiven. Oops, thought red dots were the equivalent of wafers not an indication of a Cardinal Sin. Mair red dots for a dickhead. He's making it harder for LinwoodNonce to catch up with him. 3 1 *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Our God? Not mine, not for me thanks, but yours, the white Christian version presumably. And he reigns you say? Over what? If it's over the earthly realm, this 'vale of tears', constantly plagued with poverty, famine, war and pestilence, I suggest he hasn't exactly made a good fist of things. 'God is Love' was the mantra I used to hear in my childhood. Then I wondered, if this was true, why then were so many of his worshippers so full of hate and prejudice. God is not great. Personally I blamed the Atheists out there. If you lot prayed a wee bit more often, maybe the world wouldn't be such a horrible place full of non believers short changing white people . 2 *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BouncyMan1 Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 not an ex player but Jim Goodwin (or is it bad loss) got booked, scored own goal 2 mins later and now been ordered off again for Alloa. The guy is a liability Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Edwards Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Personally I blamed the Atheists out there. If you lot prayed a wee bit more often, maybe the world wouldn't be such a horrible place full of non believers short changing white people . Never mind, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. Or so you believe. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Mair red dots for a dickhead. He's making it harder for LinwoodNonce to catch up with him. You can never have enough red dots Paul, or pies. 1 6 <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Edwards Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 Never mind, a priest said if I sit on his lap and be a good boy he will reset me to zero Frankie Boyle might be be proud of that 'joke' about child abuse. Others cringe in disgust. For shame. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted November 19, 2016 Share Posted November 19, 2016 The big reveal in this week's episode of The Forum Chronicles is that Ed has been Mrs Bawheid all along!!!!!!! 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
TRVMP Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Nobody's said a word about the joke except David, who's an Eeyore figure looking for something to be depressed about. I will say I just thought it was a shit joke, it doesn't even follow, it's just two references squashed together. But I'm not bothered about it, it's clear as day you're a 'staunch' type anyway, you won't be the first one on here nor the last. 2 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
vikingTON Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 '-942 Bad' -977 now. What a wee shame. 2 The site is supposed to be a place for the extended 'family' of Morton supporters - having an affinity with people that you don't know, because you share a love of your local football club. It's not supposed to be about point scoring and showing how 'clever' or 'funny' you are, or just being downright rude and offensive to people you don't know, because you can get away with it. Unfortunately, it seems the classic case of people who have little standing/presence in real life, use this forum as a way of making themselves feel as if they are something. It's sad, and I've said that before.. So, having been on Morton forums for about 15 years I guess, I've had enough... well done t*ssers, another Morton supporter driven away. You can all feel happy at how 'clever' you are Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Edwards Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 (edited) Nobody's said a word about the joke except David, who's an Eeyore figure looking for something to be depressed about. Cheers Tigger, but you're only half right there. True, those looking for something to be depressed about currently need to look no further than this message board. Yet there is still much to amuse - amateur attempts at psychoanalysis for instance. Edited November 20, 2016 by David Edwards Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Guest David Edwards Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Mosr cringeometer readings seem to have been a bit slow to register on the "Is this a terrorist threat?" thread. Didn't hear from you when the trolls were making jokes about my recently dead mother. 'Is this a terrorist threat' thread? Sounds a real hoot, but thankfully I missed it (and won't bother to go looking for it). Another reason to be cheerful. 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
capitanus Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Never mind, you'll get pie in the sky when you die. Or so you believe. To paraphrase LinwoodNonce: Chortle, chortle! Ho! Ho! Ho! Etc. You mentioned the word "pie". Time for another failed attempt to crack a joke.... You can never have enough red dots Paul, or pies. And I was right. Still, more red dots for your collection. You've now got more red dots than a teenager with chickenpox. Always a pleasure 2 *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Popular Post capitanus Posted November 20, 2016 Popular Post Share Posted November 20, 2016 Exactly the point. The hypocrites in this thread should desist with ALL religious, racial and social abuse. The odious Nacho/Capitainus axis have been Muslim bashing on this forum, for months but when matters turn to something rather closer to their own affinities we get faux outrage. Mosr cringeometer readings seem to have been a bit slow to register on the "Is this a terrorist threat?" thread. Didn't hear from you when the trolls were making jokes about my recently dead mother. I have heard of Paul's Epistles to the Romans and Collossians but Pauls Epistles to the Racist and Religious bigots on here are pretty obnoxious stuff. My comments on this thread are directed at him and are designed to mirror his own behaviour. Dont dish it if you can't take it essentially. Too long, didn't read. Red dot anyway, dickhead. 5 1 *insert signature here* Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
LinwoodTON Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 To paraphrase LinwoodNonce: Chortle, chortle! Ho! Ho! Ho! Etc. You mentioned the word "pie". Time for another failed attempt to crack a joke.... And I was right. Still, more red dots for your collection. You've now got more red dots than a teenager with chickenpox. Always a pleasure I'll start worrying when I've got more red dots than you've had pies. 1 8 <span style='font-size: 14px;'><em class='bbc'>"That LinwoodTon's a c*nt, eh?"</em></span> Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
tom Posted November 20, 2016 Share Posted November 20, 2016 Sorry mate. I red dotted you by mistake. 2 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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