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  1. I would love a Hibs v. Rangers final, only for the Hibs to get a last minute winner. That would be a great advert for Scottish football again.
  2. Ahem, I posted this earlier without looking at this weekends scores, being second top with only one point behind the league leaders Cologne after six games - that was my basis of saying that SV Hamburg had got off to a decent start. With regards to Jahn Regensburg, without knowing too much about them and going purely on facts, because I know you like that kind of thing, describing them as a 'pub team' is perhaps a bit unkind to them - they come from a city in Bavaria which is comparable in size to Blackburn or Preston, and their average attendances are similar to the football teams from these locations. With the exception of last season when they finished 5th in 2. Bundesliga, their recent history seems to have been 'dicey' however it looks like they got a well deserved result at the weekend, and GIFRUY to Hamburg. Edit to add:
  3. Six games in and RB Leipzig are hovering above the trapdoor in the Bundesliga. The only downside is they would be likely to be replaced by FC Cologne and SV Hamburg who have both got off to a good start.
  4. I think Kenny Miller will be a shoe-in for the job when Neil McCann gets his jotters. How long he'll last is another question altogether.
  5. There is something tragically funny about a club like FCUM and the whole spin which they came out with "Football for Punks" etc and ending up as a public park team with a dwindling fanbase all fighting amongst themselves. David McArthur is a bit conspicuous by his absence at times like this.
  6. The Europa League doesn't even begin to give this shower the exposure that they deserve.
  7. All this silky skill from world class players is all very well, but it's pretty shite without the Harry Dunn's getting their arses handed back to them all the time. Scotland deserves automatic qualification to the group stages for this reason alone.
  8. Listening to 'Off the Ball' last night and Clangers was on as a guest, apparently the Fuddies had a comedian/magician/hypnotist/motivational speaker dude flown in from Ireland ahead of the Celtic game.
  9. I like Football but that would be too extreme. It must be absolutely stinking. I think I'll pass on that one.
  10. Five people injured in crush at Celtic Park today: http://www.eveningtimes.co.uk/news/16683409.five-celtic-fans-injured-after-being-crushed-outside-parkhead-stadium/ I recall being caught up in a near-crush there albeit at the Lisbon Lions Stand before the Scotland vs. England game a couple of years back, it was frightening. It was the result of not enough turnstiles working. It is only a matter of time before there is a serious accident there, for that very reason they should not be allowed to host any more Scotland games.
  11. Ach, I suppose those two wierdo's were going to find out soon enough, so it's time to hold my hands up. In the words of Jocky Scott "Ahm in cherge here".
  12. I designed and built websites when I was a student, and made a decent income out of it at the time. I also done some freelance graphic design work, done casual shifts on the pictures desk of a few national newspapers amongst other things. A few students done the same thing or similar back then, the internet was still fairly new around the turn of the millennium and there was no shortage of local firms willing to part with a few hundred pounds for a very straightforward website from some reliable students. Those were good times back then. Believe it or not, I even ran a Morton messageboard around 17-18 years ago too. Quite a lot of people know my background, I don't make any secret of it. Aye, and he probably felt like Dr. Livingstone travelling up the Zambezi upon discovering that news. He's a sad creature as well.
  13. Still after that website Gordon? I see that you and your creepy companion Googled me and found out where I lived 15 years ago. No news there, you pair of sad bastards.
  14. That's a bit like saying Celtic are a wonderful club without a legacy of child abuse and their supporters don't sing pro-IRA songs; all on the basis of reading a puff piece about Jay Beatty having a pre-match walkabout with Jorge Samaras or because the Green Brigade donated money to the snowflakes of Palestine. Every club will at some time or other have done their bit for a local charity. No news there.
  15. I presume that the clubs official photographer would not have given him permission to use his photos on his blog to harass or intimidate people. Does that mean your furnace dodging mate is using these images illegally? Have you effectively grassed up your mate? As for the chubby funster, I didn't think too much of it at the time other than why was she wearing a scarf in the middle of a heatwave? She appeared in the pub afterwards with an older man, who drank a glass of clear liquid which could have been water. He was wearing an anorak and had a bit of a 'worzel gummidge' thing going on with his hair. They stayed for around 10 minutes before the man deciding to leave and the female following after him. I never thought that was him until recently, I am now convinced it was him. Why did he not make himself known to me? As for your 'friends' website. Give that job to the furnace dodger. A few White Lightning vouchers would coax him out of retirement.
  16. Aye Gordon, I'm the shitebag when he takes a photo of ME and publishes it on his blog, sends his burd over to earwig into our conversation and follows me and my mates into a pub afterwards, yet doesn't make himself known to us.
  17. Tragic patter. For the record, I never made this up, I just watched in amusement at you going off your nut when another poster suggested that you murdered young ladies. It was the time when you tried (and failed) to noise up Ray Von for collecting trainers. Do you remember? Stick to your scudbooks, that way those young lassies will be safe at nights.
  18. Looking back on Station Park the other week, I recall seeing Urnie and the chubby funster he was with. Is that his Mhari? She was hovering around us for a while in the first half, and they were in the pub briefly afterwards. Why didn't they come over and speak to us?
  19. Why not give the work to your furnace dodging friend? Is it about flooded bathrooms with some random frog images thrown in?
  20. I'm sure you are asking for a friend. Everything you do is for 'your friend' isn't it? Anyway, I've never had a failed website business.
  21. I don't know too much about him. I just like him, that's all. I wouldn't try upsetting him though, not unless you want to look in a worse nick than you already do. He's mental.
  22. I did too. Probably just as well as it was a bit of an anti-climax, with the exception of Urnie's meltdown on his blog afterwards. That was priceless. I went to the game straight from work, had a few pints up in Bumshaftens before the game and afterwards. That was the day CartoonHead revealed himself to the clique, although a few already had that dubious pleasure beforehand. Overall it was a good evening, minus the result.
  23. Yes. He won't appreciate you asking too many questions about his identity though. You'll see him on the Sinclair Street at some point.
  24. In fairness to him, he was doing a 27 hour shift that day. His excuses are a wee bit more plausible than shifting sofas and googling Frog pictures.
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