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I like this argument. Carry on.

Where can I buy one?

I was unsure if it was a club contrived thing or something organic which came from the supporters themselves. Didn't want to see Cappielow turn into a mini-Stamford Bridge or worse still, Firhill - but a few banners from supporters doing it off their own backs is okay i suppose.

I'll bow to your greater judgement on this. I've never really bother with social media, but someone showed me that topical image the other day and found it funny. I done a quick google search and it was on that Twitter/X page that i'd never visited before. Just out of interest, what is a 'right wing dog whistle'?

who/what are 'thu cowshed boys'?

Were these put up by the club or by supporters themselves?

https://x.com/NotFarLeftAtAll/status/1777836082668716251

I wonder if this is a 'right wing conspiracy' too: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/humza-yousafs-brother-law-arrested-32543490

Agreed.

and theres more: https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/world-europe-68708981

After the England Shirt going woke debacle, it's nice to see Ze Jormans going the totally opposite direction and being nostalgic for their past: https://www.express.co.uk/news/world/1883259/germany-football-kit-blunder-nazi

Last time I was in Belgium was in 2008 and the two most popular beers in the local pubs seemed to be Jupiler and Maes. I wasn't all that keen on Jupiler but Maes was nice.

Ah, I see. So 'myself and a colleague had 5 330ml Stella Artois for the princely sum of 20 Euros. So 2 euros for a third of a litre.' Should have read 'myself and a colleague each had 5 x 330ml Stella Artois for the princely sum of 20 Euros. So 2 euros for a third of a litre.' Which would have made more sense. Lettuce see... €20 = £17.10 / 10 = £1.71 per can/bottle with seems okay I suppose, except its Stella Artois which I'm not overly fussed about. Okay, carry on.

So €4 for a 330ml of wifebeater. That's expensive. Do you only drink small measures because you're a wee guy?

Ahem, I'm sure he likes a 'banger'.

They are all wet though? Seriously, unless its something like Tennents Super Lager which is fucking revolting and avoidable at all costs, you tend not to notice the strength until you get pissed quicker than you normally would. I always thought that most beer and lagers was between 4%-5% ABV as standard, and occasionally there were a few north of the 5% mark. Still, it is indicative of the times we live in when football supporters are being 'warned' about the strength of the local beer. Especially as most who will be travelling would have already experienced it (or similar) over the years.

Seen this news story today: https://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/scotland-fans-warned-german-beer-32461857 Since when have Scottish Football supporters needed a 'warning' about the strength of Beer, wherever it is, most of which are already readily available in a Wetherspoons or a UK supermarket.

But the occasion is already as 'elevated' as its likely to be. And if someone with a smart tailored dinner suit is sitting next to someone in a Tesco bin bag, well, one is kinda being upstaged which kinda defeats that argument. To be fair, the majority of folk that go to these kind of things would already know how to dress for them, so it shouldnt be an issue. However, we're a club supported by predominantly white, working class males - we're not a 'Lodge' and we aren't golf club wankers* - the kind of attire most people would wear to a day in hospitality should be fine. *at least most of us aren't. reminds me of this:

Smart (or Smart-ish) Dress should be acceptable, otherwise the place will look like a queue for the Lourdes bus. Jesus would go down a treat, turning water into wine etc. He'd save his table a fortune. Next.

Is that what we have to reduce ourselves to if we are having a 150 year knees-up? Sitting about in Tesco clobber? Seriously, Fuck that.

The average Morton supporter would normally only wear a black tie for a funeral though. Smart dress should be sufficient for these kind of things.

I think that spitting is pretty grim, and overall disgusting behaviour. Who is doing that?

It's nice to know that he remembers his time with us:

Has AlanPartridgeTon listened to the new Slowdive album?

If he got a doctorate, he could call himself Dr. Pepper.* *its like Fizzy Benylin.