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I'll see your Fraser Fyvie and raise you Jamie McCunnie.

It's not always just failing to take advantage of their opportunities. Plenty are just not that good, despite their hard work, which is a byproduct of how the international system works.

Youth international football means nothing. Lawrence Shankland has scored twice for the Scottish U-21s and will never amount to anything. I'm pretty sure McManus has scored for them too.

Red dot, dickhead.

You should have provided your own red dot, but fortunately I brought extra, dickhead.

It occurs to me that Stef looks a great deal like actor Thomas Middleditch.

Totally forgot Flanagan played for us.

The truth is probably somewhere in the middle but it's a short career and I don't really blame any player who takes the money. Nem de geld.

I'm sure Barry chose Raith coz of the two year deal, which is fair enough. McManus' decision I can also understand but he's still a complete fanny.

Genuinely amazed that Jonathan Page made team of the year. He was absolutely dire for us. Can't remember who it was we were playing but I vividly remember him ducking away from a cross and we then conceded from it.

Fred may (allegedly) be a snake but that's quite the career he's made for himself. A pretty stunning rise for that club, too. They made their second division debut last season and their top flight debut the year after, and now they're Cup winners as well.

Then explain the life-sized statue of him outside Blundell Park.

Gunning in line for the player-manager position according to BBC Sport, The Guardian, and the Daily Mail.

Beautiful, brave boys.

Poor show, allegedly, if true* *allegedly

How did they do that? (Allegedly)

It was for a friend's wedding, he grew up there. It was actually at a country hotel a few miles outside but the whole area was pretty great. Flew into Knock, very scenic drive over.

The only place I've been on the island of Ireland was Castlebar and I thought it was brammer.

I would ask what you were doing looking in the bushes, but...

LOL "If you didn't see @seancrighton26's goal in person", nobody saw it in person because Airdrie and Livingston are moribund pseudo-clubs with no fucking fans.

I care, it's a pretty interesting story, a sad one too - a guy with the world at his feet, 16 caps for his country, played in the top flight in England and Russia, now living in a council house and lifting jackets. The fact that he spent a few disastrous months at Cappielow just adds to it.

You have to feel bad for the guy in a way, just totally ill-equipped for the life he had. He was probably wearing some of the stolen gear when the police showed up.

The Record doorstepped him about this when it first came out: http://www.dailyrecord.co.uk/news/scottish-news/cops-quiz-former-scotland-star-9354867 Fast forward 12 hours and the police were, indeed, at his door, eh.

Clubs don't sign Gavin Gunning on loan. Gavin Gunning temporarily acquires clubs.