Stevie Aitken's Love Child

Luca Gasparotto scores for Falkirk.

Thread winner right there. Comfortably the worst player I've seen in a Morton shirt. I have previously said John Gibson when asked this question in the past, but I recall having a chat with someone about him who said he had been a really solid lower league player for all of his career but was just finished when we signed him. I can understand why Peter Cormack signed him given his past bus he was completely finished at Morton. As for the boys from st kitts and nevis - no idea how good they were since I'm sure they never played a game for us. The only sight the fans ever got of them was sitting in amongst the fans at a midweek game at Airdrie.

Garry 'fat bastard' O'Connor has been appointed the caretaker manager of Selkirk.

You know things are bad when even Etta Crouton is trying to bring things back on topic.

Ex club captain Stewart Greacen has announced his retirement through injury.

Kenny Shiels is back in management! He's agreed to take over BEC Tero Sasana in the Thai top division. Former managers of that team include Avram Grant and Sven Goran Eriksson.

http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-glasgow-west-32689230 150 hours community service for conducting a 2 year stalking campaign?

Colin McMenamin will apparently sign for Stenhousemuir for next season. joining Stewart Greacen in the ex-Morton players club at Ochilview.

Andy Graham and Mark McLaughlin have both signed new one year deals with Dumbarton. Expected Graham to sign up again, but really surprised to see McLaughlin sign up again, I actually expected him to retire this summer.

I think Shiels confirmed that finances were the main reason for letting Reid go, and that he was able to bring in 2 players for the same wage as he was getting.

Would love it, but he's club captain at Ballymena, who just lost the NI Cup Final last weekend. I think he's well liked over there, so would be surprised to see him back. He might be interested in the Stranraer job if Aitken comes to us mind you. I think he coaches one of their youth teams beside playing.

Brian Reid is the new boss of Conferende side Nuneaton Town.

Look at Brian Wake's hair!

Nacho Novo has signed for Carlisle United until the end of the season.

East Fife have signed Kevin Rutkiewicz on an 18 month deal. Had no idea he was back in Scotland and looking for a club, he might have been worth a look until the end of the season.

A former striker who may be available... http://www.bbc.com/sport/0/football/25621084 FWIW, he would do a great job for us. Surprised to see him without a club right now actually, he was very decent for Luton and York City in the last few years.

Gutted for the big man. At 33 years of age, that could be a career ender.

Kelly is a left back, an area which we've struggled in this season, so it makes sense, but Kelly has been starting of late, keeping Danny Grainger out of the team. I'd be surprised to see him sent out on loan at the moment.

Former loanee Jason Naismith has signed a 3 year contract extension at St Mirren. He has been playing at right back, keeping David van Zanten and David Barron out of the team of late.

Aitken comes across as a good guy in interviews, and he's doing a great job with Stranraer, especially considering they've probably got the lowest budget in their league. Might just be an outside bet for the play-offs.

Queen's Park, a wee diddy amateur team who play in League 2.

Masterton was probably one of the better passers of the ball that we've had in the last 10 years, and his set pieces were a dangerous tool, but he was as slow as a week in the jail, had a heart the size of a pea, and just didn't have the awareness to ever go far in the game.

Stevie Masterton and Iain Diack have both been called up to the Scottish Junior select squad ahead of a Quadrangular series in Ireland.

Former boss David Irons is in caretaker charge of Carlisle after they sacked their manager Greg Abbott after 6 years at the helm, following a poor start to their season. Irons will be assisted by midfielder Graham Kavanagh. Someone order some Grecian 2000 quick, that dugout will be in serious need of it!