Captain Rex Kramer

Imagine thinking Ayr will be anything but cannon fodder by May - get a fucking hold of yourself.

You've missed out Cheers. It's a rough place, the seediest dive on Greenock wharf. Populated with every reject and cutthroat from Bishopton to Skelmorlie; it's worse than Paisley.

So I hear you're a racist now Ed. Is that official CBI policy: are we all to be racists as well?