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That’s a lot of money to someone like Volvic!

He’ll be back!

My man’s gotta be Wayne!

Haven’t been in since it was the old Argyll and Sutherland.

What’s everyone’s thoughts on Nicholson’s in Greenock?

Why are you so obsessed with finding out the identity of people on this messageboard?

Half a bottle of Blue Nun please.

-263 thats baaaaaaaaad.

How is Margaret, Big these days?

Who are you?

In what way am I cowardly kind sir?

You just would Mr V!

No.

You would be shocked to see who I was as I walked through the door!

I did! Some pizza and pie place that specialised in cider. Mine’s a pint!

Any chance we can get a review of the Cafe Continental up on here?

A bit fat shot of Directors!

Would you like to go for a pint?

Went to a gastropub in Birmingham which specialised in cider, had 40/50 different types, was brilliant.

Agreed. Cider is a bit like science fiction, or progressive rock. When done well it’s brilliant, otherwise it’s dreadful, not much middle ground.

Clydeview recommends Peroni!

I think he’d like to go to LegoLand, bye!

I once had a cow dropped on me by some irate farmers. Never a sheep though.

That’s right. Felt, great band, one of my favourites. Never got to see them live. The main pub had a pool table as well. Regulars were surprisingly friendly.

Anyone remember The Melrose? Or as it was known after that, the Overdraught? Great bin pub, sadly missed!