Alan_Partridge_Ton

Don’t dress as a whore, or he’ll thump you!

Glenn on Glenn? That’s ten on ten!

I can confirm I am not, have never been, and will never be Tamplin, Glenn!

Give money to MCT? Wish I could afford to give money to MCT! I can afford it, I’ve got a six figure income.

I did that once. With a builder named John. Two straws and a big bottle of Sunny Delight!

Fight you!

..... and something else in Geordie!

Alan’s Hot Topic! Themortonforum.com users list their favourite fonts. What’s yours? Helvetica! Fontin sans serif! Calibri!

Samantha Janus... Ooooooh I’d like to have it off with her!

Horses running through council estates...

I did a corporate for Bernard Matthews one time.

I’m sorry TRVMP, that was just a noise!

If you’re professional and you know you’re working in the morning, then you would have got your head down about midnight!

No one called Dean owns or moderates on this board.

Life can be cruel, in.... TOKYO. It’s certainly congested. I’d love to go!

What’s wrong with rugby?

Don’t be so harsh on yourself.

Fernando bloody Partridge. He would rather spend his afternoon in bed with a girl than meet his father, Alan, for a pint. He’s wasting his life.

What’s your name? Rufus, what seriously?!

Look in the back of a Spoon(Ton)... in the bathroom!

Whoa! Who’s that in your avatar?

You’ve gone again!

Cook a cat!

Popcorn at the ready... Sweet or salted? Hmmmm, half and half!

Haaaaaa!