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Alan_Partridge_Ton

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  1. Lynn! Idea for a TV show... Barbering, with tattooed footballers. On Instagram. With Gerry.
  2. Do you ever think about Salty and what he’s up to these days?
  3. You’d be surprised. He’s earning more than you think TRVMP. He’s head of modern languages!
  4. That’s the small talk over with. Let’s go with the thorny issue of the fee...
  5. You will pay the price if you’re a fussy eater!
  6. Around the world with Alan Partridge... in a Bullnose... on the left!
  7. Ross Tokely... only the player Paul Slane could have been!
  8. If you need a local celebrity to cut a ribbon with a big pair of scissors, I’m your man. I mean my rates aren’t cheap, but they are competitive.
  9. Lord Volvic as I live and breathe! How is Etta Crouton these days?
  10. I was in Cheers last night for a few hours and to be fair, the atmosphere was first class!
  11. Andy Bryan kicking off on the ‘Greenock Morton Fans’ page on Facebook!
  12. It’s Jai Quitongo, your wife’s lover!
  13. Oh ClydeView, you’ve got a lot to learn!
  14. I can vouch for this. He was surprisingly down to Earth, and very funny.
  15. Morelos, Alfredo was stunning last night. To watch him, on the pitch—pacing like a lion, as weightless as an astronaut, is pure therapy.
  16. Brilliant result for Rangers tonight. Can see them making the group stages again. They’re finally back.
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