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After some of the allegations Dundee fans threw about after that day at Hamilton it would be great if there was some match-fixing afoot at Dens. Nasty wee club.

Aye, agreed. For as long as I’ve watched football, Dundee have been one of these clubs that have always had something murky about them. There’s always been some gangster or charlatan running the place, from Ron Dixon through the Marr brothers, Giovanni Di Stefano, Callum Melville and now Nelms. A bit like a poor man’s Hearts. They’re an absolute disease of a club, constantly linked to scandal and the hypocrisy of their fans in labelling us as crooks is astounding. Hopefully this derails their season and we benefit from it. Cunts.

The absolute nick of that napper man

Official Dundee statement: No fucking about with 25 point deductions this time, get them expelled and they can rejoin the Midland League so they have another eight local derbies to humiliate themselves in.

Has Paul Hartley put down a pizza crunch supper long enough to demand a full investigation into that corrupt gang of a football club?

Let's hope this is thoroughly unsettling for Dundee, just as they were getting their shit together. Points deduction please!